" the days are pose longer , but they are n’t getting warm "

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He must ’ve just got the Act III callhttps://t.co/DUVx7G9eQy

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get wind Michael Bublé before the holidays???Recession.https://t.co / QpqB7Ap2HK

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https://t.co/sfhyOCt3wcpic.twitter.com/bVkoAWPG1B

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Did … … … .Harlem judder ?

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Trainers so expensive . I see why y all be get sexual urge with them .

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I am reminded of when my piffling brother was 5 year old and we let him order for himself at Subway . They asked what case of tall mallow ( Swiss , provolone , American ? ) and he respond African American high mallow .

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these ai n’t french tips , they russian advicehttps://t.co/i9iXKhdwBp

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when she sends you a room decorator bag link in the middle of your 12 time of day shifthttps://t.co/mrbaisNf1mpic.twitter.com/ndoMu2u0CA

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you might lose ya earphone or pocketbook but guess what 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 alicia keys still there 🤣 🤣 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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“ Who is the worst messenger in the UK?”Me : pic.twitter.com / dxqhTCXnti

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“ and he was n’t just some steady guy cable T.O.N.Y.actually the other night”https://t.co / LGeFdPyiow

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presently in the hungriness game aka seek to get through to my GP surgical procedure at 8 am

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pridefulness is what you had baby missy I ’m what you havehttps://t.co/Ag79gA25pb

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Imagine ya shawty walk around in da moin moin 3’shttps://t.co / tKMxepMcBC

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by tomorrow morning you ’ll be a carrothttps://t.co/UcRJssuEcM

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The eclipse well get some glasses to count at ME

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Me at 2 am saucing my wings fresh out the air fryerhttps://t.co/QPr9uf2ECJ

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J Cole rooter on J Cole fansFriday : after the excuse : pic.twitter.com / EIs7kDWi7W

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How the fuck do you get into a subject if you do n’t delve ?

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I thought y’ all were n’t allowed to eat?https://t.co / pOAnbozt3W

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me : pappa you know OJ passedmy dad : them yt folks done did some to OJme : it was prostate cancerdad : WELL THEY GAVE IT TO HIM.me : pic.twitter.com/0scnzuPhHy

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That ’s how the devil acts on your shoulder when he ’s find out you do something he likes 😂 https://t.co/pvXbq3AjTd

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This what them stray cat be run through in cartoonshttps://t.co/Y10Bwb6LOW

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When Allah said ‘ And he created you in pairs ’ , he babble about us sir . Eid Mubarakhttps://t.co/Hi2fPwNjsq

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Till this day my secondary schooling has n’t asked me to come do a public lecture . So what the hell is all this for . Kmt

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Delete pls my human has twitterhttps://t.co/hQ9Q53JNNS

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Men ’s reading of “ period”https://t.co / HbcZNox4dx

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Me at every plot recording her on the lay up linehttps://t.co/SkSqOVa3Hcpic.twitter.com/G5Uh0K4nOF

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these photograph went platinum on BBMhttps://t.co/DX6tJKOW4A

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awww I require a victoria monet cat 🥹https://t.co/24s1NxVJ0c

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yalls obsession w celebrity sex life is so weird and invasivehttps://t.co/25AgmfJKRP

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It materialize so tight 😔 https://t.co/6J4XGt042lpic.twitter.com / p2NxbqAQNb

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eccentric shitpic.twitter.com/MHz5vaumt0

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Vibranium . You ’re pass away to the patrimonial plane.https://t.co/6xrJ1bmcvt

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disgraceful people when they ’re home alone and hear a random noisepic.twitter.com/7x8FsQcclI

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Sexting is exclusive to literate people … wdym you need to make me mourn ? WHO ARE YOU PLANNING TO KILL ? ? ? ? 😭

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wait like a rich Yoruba self-aggrandizing mummy . They ’d call her ‘ mummy America ’ 😭 😭 https://t.co/HnfJbdq0u7

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OutKast : I ’m dreary Miss JacksonYou : https://t.co / HGZ9wBrjJ4

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Being married to black fraternity member sounds like constant reverence that “ wipe me down ” will pop playing in public . They activate like winter soldier.https://t.co/EaccbNSokc

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Yes tf it will lol . Heartbreak at 30 and then you ’ve grow ta bump shoes for your friends wedding next week ? You ’ll intend about ending it allhttps://t.co/CgW1ySQrzF

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Delve?https://t.co/8qw9qggTEz

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Beyoncé speak to us AND showing scalp . Lord , the economic system is really biting .

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  • New Avengers take out up*Keke : “ And who the the pits are they?”https://t.co / ZW4hRD6uVp

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Lord Tyler Perry done get her asshttps://t.co/qfkCNbAprF

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Do you ever enquire … who else is possessing your man?https://t.co / W4Uz6aFqHH

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charwoman in Techhttps://t.co/yFYyMYld9v

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adopt the panties off that mfhttps://t.co/0WQlnhZW7j

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Top shaggerhttps://t.co/ZtfXvL0mQH

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the days are getting longer , but they are n’t get warmerpic.twitter.com/p9rtdjKJQI

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Shannon Sharpe is not acute .

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As a civilisation we ask too much of horses . They ’re gon na unionise one day and rush us

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“ Girl you bout to con ya skittle again?!”My reply : https://t.co / QoF4B4Epsi

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you text a girlfriend you got home safe after walking her home and she asks how you got home so fast lol squawk i RAN i ’m scared of nighttime time too tf .

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This picture smell pissyhttps://t.co/39yKkY2kMD

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Tupac about to swear out on Hit Em Up : pic.twitter.com / C4ueNWL41 t

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“the days are getting longer, but they aren’t getting warmer”