" Being a baby must be scary , imagine catch some Z’s at home & you wake up at TJMAXX . " — @xigotsoul
In case you’re new here, every week, we round up allthe funny tweets from the week. Admittedly, some weeks are drier than others, but this week was nooot one of them.
So, let’s jump right into ‘em and get ya laughin’:
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pls take guardianship of y’ all selves bc we got a whole bunch of dim btches going into nursing
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My bladderhttps://t.co/QLS7seceOI
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Turned my camera off to eat my lunch during this zoom coming together and forgot to turn off my audio frequency . My client : “ Michael feel loose to weigh in after you eat.”pic.twitter.com/UHPRhAAzYx
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Being a child must be scary , imagine sleeping at home & you stir up up at TJMAXX
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My son just asked me how I make love his name … I ’m not in the mode today
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The Darkness take over my cunning and champagne personality when i hear the teams notificationpic.twitter.com/ZNS7HAEKPQ
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Me when I ’m in the barbershttps://t.co/ntzKCRy5iC
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That ’s that me espressopic.twitter.com/YXAUJKoxw3
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Y did they put in this for proof of income 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/IiYFD7vPve
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my air frier after 15 mo at 400 degrees : https://t.co / qXwKIgD9hy
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watched a dude carry a screaming toddler across the parking lot . he notice me looking at him and said “ he ’s mine , i ’m not slip him ” and then before i could respond he added “ if i was gon na take one , it definitely would n’t be this asshole ”
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labor teacher just gagged me a bitpic.twitter.com/A16fRTrzom
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[ taking you aside after your joke flops ] You ’re almost out of the friend group
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it ’s always funny insure ur professors ’ name in scientific articles … like that ’s proomf 😭
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human beings are so private they could be at their own nuptials and post a pic of the sky
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was * just * about to mail someone the forged condolence calling card of all clock time when i noticed the innovation inside of the envelope I was using at the last potential 2d Jfcpic.twitter.com/4ocrZLP8oc
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Bruh … so I work at longhorn why in DF THIS ma’am JUST TIP ME IN POPEYES COUPONSpic.twitter.com/l13BFuLqo1
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lie with these daughter . not the most democratic but Always stick togetherpic.twitter.com/S16umFfhdZ
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I m so h*gh rn and I almost cried thinking of the chefs that have ready every repast I ’ve ate from eatery like I am so grateful to them Omg
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“ You made that on canva?!”Pls give me an iced coffee and two upstanding hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva
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- least overjealous voice ever * actually i do n’t need to see the aurora borealis bc i see beauty in every living thing and every moment
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Anxiety is so embarrassing . Oh no , I ’m terrified at the husbandman ’ marketplace .
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He does n’t have dementedness he ’s just in disbeliefhttps://t.co/j3fStNivAc
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and its my middle fingerhttps://t.co/bKNlbOEL5 t
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You re in his dms i m fucking up the youtube algorithm on his video .
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Put on my duvet cover after wash itpic.twitter.com/EsgrTRe0PV
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waitress brought me a pitcher of diet coke and said “ you calculate like you need this”pic.twitter.com/FnmR3pxP3c
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I think back they ban these in school bcuz it was that serious lmaoohttps://t.co/bNdPKgqAu3
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so it appears as if I ordered airpods while I was drunk the other nightpic.twitter.com/rW4XaSlWkb
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the swedish word for “ end ” or “ done ” being “ slut ” will never not be funny to me ( in this case they were out of these cow balloons)pic.twitter.com / GaoMfGOgoD
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be the petty you care to see in the worldhttps://t.co/9Y26V1bQq1
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