" Being an adult — I now realize I shout out my Momma style too many times while she was at body of work . " — @mrwilliammedina
1.Happy Monday, BuzzFeeders! This weekend was Cinco de Mayo, but not everyone celebrated:
I done cinco de consist … I been in this house all day 😂 😂 😂
I’ve been scrolling through Black Twitter to find the funniest tweets of the week, so please enjoy my timeline’s hilarious chaos.
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aboriginal spanish verbaliser : You speak spanish?black people : Un poquitopic.twitter.com/cAMrvKfQyo
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young woman it ’s not that cryptic but okpic.twitter.com/lrD18s5Ibl
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Me eating : My white shirt : permit me savor it.pic.twitter.com/B2ZWCsLH3Q
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My Homegirl done lost her thinker 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/pdUxpHn0nb
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The manpower are rapping about taking ozempic and getting lipo … WE NEED MECHANICS
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The carpenter I called to fix my bathroom doorway locked himself inside for the preceding 20mins . I have been on noise canceling headphones playing FIFA and did n’t see him banging and yawl 😂 😆 🤣 🤣 🤣 pic.twitter.com/cWuLRfk0r4
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Not watching Lifetime nomo all they do is hìt people in the head & take they babe 😒
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Being an adult — I now bring in I visit my Momma way too many times while she was at work.pic.twitter.com/5zzleQ2hD1
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My Mama : " lookin just like yo damn daddy 😒 “Me sit there tryna eat : pic.twitter.com / E9fpask1bS
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My coworker seen me putting on sunscreen and said “ oh wow , I did n’t know you guys used that ” . I ’m gon na drop through the ceiling of the HR bureau like a SWAT raid .
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Cinco de Mayo is for Tequila drinkers only ! You Henny imbiber wait til Juneteenth 😭 .
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https://t.co/kLEDmjRQBRpic.twitter.com/QSSh673LH5
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Crying at Jamie Foxx sayin that ignominious people stopped accuse him of being a knockoff when they see him back outside with ww 😭 😂
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Just seen a TikTok of a human race donate blood to get his girl a Chanel purse for her birthday , and someone commented “ they gon have to drain you dry ” LMAO 😭
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I done forgave my own bookman loans … . They ai n’t even got ta send me an email . 🤷 🏾 ♂ ️pic.twitter.com / DhwAvWM1FM
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Jill Scott ’s footstep father.https://t.co/dnHxY5yq2u
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Why I remember this was a Jazmine Halloween costumehttps://t.co/f9JdcuYb8e
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Kendrick Lamar to Drake on Euphoria : pic.twitter.com / fF2cAHQrb9
