" The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for banking concern fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a pornstar hush money test . AND THE RACE IS TIED ! ? "

Last Saturday, I tuned in to the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner that featuredSNLcomedian Colin Jost.

Watching Jost respectfully shake hands with President Biden and proceed to ROAST THE HECK out of him was EVERYTHING.

People have had mixed reactions to Jost’s performance, with somepraising theSNLstar, calling his speech “funny, charming, and thoughtful,” while the New York Times wrote that Jost’s jokes “fell flat.”

Colin Jost was funny , charming , thoughtful and closed on a high bank note . He spoke of decency , something in brusk supplying right now and it was well get in the room . But the NYT conniption on . ( And he was n’t incorrect about the game , though I like the recipe too.)pic.twitter.com / S3hTjzpu2w

In almost 24 minutes, Jost took shots at EVERYONE, starting with President Biden’s memory:

Then he moved on to journalists:

He had some fun with elected officials in the crowd:

Then he called out a few media outlets:

He even shouted out his wife, Scarlett Johansson:

And saved the best roast for last, Donald Trump:

At the end of his speech, Jost told a heartfelt story about his late grandfather, a former firefighter, who he said voted for President Biden. “He voted for you, and the reason that he voted for you is because you’re a decent man.”

Man , this is about the classiest thing I ’ve seen in politics in a foresightful metre . It ’s funny , it ’s thoughtful , it ’s beautiful . Well done , Colin Jost.pic.twitter.com/bCITHKT3lp

Here’s a full clip of Jost’s speech.

Closeup of Colin Jost speaking at a podium

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Colin Jost shaking hands with President Joe Biden

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Closeup of Colin Jost onstage

Closeup of Colin Jost onstage saying, "The New York Post is like the New York Times summarized to you by a crackhead"

Closeup shots of Colin Jost saying, "As you can tell from all of the comments about my wife, I am also used to being a second gentleman"

Closeup of Colin Jost