Someone needs to fit in on Jason Derulo .
The discourse around Eclipse Day is still pumping, so let’s honor that with the 48 best jokes about the Great American Eclipse…
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Oops I did it again 🤭 # TotalSolarEclipsepic.twitter.com/JXPe26qq3Q
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also this sign at the library is an full monday moodpic.twitter.com/rX1sD8Q75b
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Messages on the Mass Pike today … pic.twitter.com / HMi0WxKxgG
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Me after looking directly at the Eclipse cause I hate being told what to do : pic.twitter.com / Uw3pGmhvyq
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the occultation as viewed through a gild cracker : pic.twitter.com / ja82SLjM7j
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corking to see the sun again.pic.twitter.com/06y7DcN6RD
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🚨 # BREAKING : Search results for ‘ Why do my eye hurt ? ’ and ‘ My eyes hurt ’ have explode after the entire solar eclipse occurredpic.twitter.com/qYl3cBvwBr
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this my protagonist who wait at the eclipse without glassespic.twitter.com/ayerwNGhHc
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Live scene of the eclipse in Glasgow . Extraordinary . Sun completely vanished.pic.twitter.com/MjnZprlSS5
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same shucks , dissimilar electionpic.twitter.com/ytmksXQliO
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the eclipse was crazyyypic.twitter.com/r2VDQ1SpY2
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he does n’t even care about the occultation , he just wanted to be includedpic.twitter.com/jKzcWi9Jdg
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DONT USE ECLIPSE crank FROM TEMUpic.twitter.com/isprS5kgqd
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get ’s all go stand up around together at 2 Prime Minister tomorrow , too . that was fun
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When I get the eclipse out of the corner of my eyepic.twitter.com/EsqfIu71aQ
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The wokes desire you to " protect your centre " and " follow the science"pic.twitter.com/3xRLp6Aby1
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snoopy at the eclipse upshot is wildpic.twitter.com/oTX2q8pjYn
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i do n’t have occultation chalk but imma still await idgafpic.twitter.com/5Nf6aooXxk
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well well well . look who came crawling back.pic.twitter.com/AiGrIKLsrr
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Partial eclipse as seen through a cheezitpic.twitter.com/0xti7WPWN4
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BEHOLD.The Mastercard logopic.twitter.com/a695wqjyar
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nature is so beautifulpic.twitter.com/FkwNtYPtaV
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Eye Doctor of the Church after inventing the solar eclipsepic.twitter.com/SPO5duSWWd
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How I ’m gon na gaze at once at the occultation after everyone tell me to stoppic.twitter.com/d72DkT3AHF
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how i m bout to be stare at the eclipse : pic.twitter.com/8PC2qtnjXY
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Ca n’t wait to see how this eclipse turn outpic.twitter.com/t7QRO4xSlB
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Solar Eclipse was nice frpic.twitter.com/HQPJl26YQz
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now why my oculus hurting & i had the glasses on???pic.twitter.com / Wu1Sz3vaZk
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Everyone , hurry and put down out some clothes in the front of your housepic.twitter.com/6SII4Mzw83
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The Queen has spoken 🤣 🤣 # SolarEclipse2024pic.twitter.com/XghOVDGcEj
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I did nt get the ballyhoo but i see it nowpic.twitter.com/EtM3SJhyAU
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ghost with the location for my office ’s eclipse calendar invitepic.twitter.com/S5uaklp4H7
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Deploying my scientific instruments.pic.twitter.com/Af3OtmozZm
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Google search for ' my eyes hurt ' , past 24 hour ( occultation way of life superimposed)pic.twitter.com / nccR1zRrKq
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I ’m unsighted ! F these BS glasses !
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Somebody say when the eclipse pass off , all the bbl are gunna irrupt LMFAOOO ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 💀 😭
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Most expensive Disney World ticket ever … coming August of 2045!pic.twitter.com/8m8PPdoHMH
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My traffic prognosis for occultation daypic.twitter.com/y50OTh3Rf3
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I had so much fun watch out the eclipse does anyone sleep with how long our eyes take to go back to normalpic.twitter.com/sUvRpZJCN8
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The moon : pic.twitter.com / czRVyZrJb5
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“ You ca n’t stare into the Dominicus during an eclipse”pic.twitter.com/2KtEGcdbGc
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Me looking at the eclipsepic.twitter.com/tpSQcDHxvv
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me asterisk at the sunpic.twitter.com/Yh1WumhFmb
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I ’m readypic.twitter.com/gYkeuwgGjQ
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Today I will be staring straight off at the sun to assimilate its powerspic.twitter.com/gw5jTqpbs7
48.And lastly…
NOOOOOOO JASON DERULOpic.twitter.com/mIhI7cx89s
