" Choose a major you love and you ’ll never knead a daylight in your life because that field is n’t engage . "
May is halfway over, so you know it’s time for me to share some of the funniest viral jokes on Twitter that you’ve probably missed. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:
And follow the score that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even good !
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your low follower counting and delicate waist agitate me
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told oomf i ’m a people pleaser and he said “ name three masses that are actually proud of with you”pic.twitter.com/YDCCxzT55N
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babe are you okay ? you have n’t enunciate that ’s that me espresso once today ..
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may i be the fourth with you or whatever they saypic.twitter.com/Vi1UVEEk1 g
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big ears are so hot like yes dumbo what that body do
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I go to Chipotle get the same shit & my total be dissimilar every meter 😂
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you ’d think fixing your sleep schedule and get your SOB together would serve , but now you ’re just alert at 7 am with a batch more time to think about it
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Pushing 40 and ca n’t host ? ? Girl move OUT ‼️‼️ 😭 😭 😭
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Mother ’s Day so singular cause your Quaker could be cussing their mammy down for how they traumatized them for weeks then you ’ll see them post her with a a subtitle like ‘ my line of life … I love you like the virtuoso get it on the synodic month ’
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When u go to ur friends house & their dog is ugly
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Bf wrench over in his slumber and put his sleeve around me and said “ I love you Jason ” … my name is Kennypic.twitter.com/zK9mvDNexr
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If ur phone is on military clip that ’s all I postulate to know abt u to know ur annoying
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If I was a detective I ’d probably be like “ come on tellllll meeeee “
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Looking at my Samuel Barber knowing no matter what happens I ’ll be distressed with the resultpic.twitter.com/Ja3Xe4nWwM
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Do NOT let me into ur toilet facility ! ! Imma google ur prescription and incur out what ’s really goin on
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pls take care of urself n ur wellness bc when the doctors / operating surgeon of generation X retire y’ all will have no choice but to see amputationsbydeja ✨ on ig
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sometimes i bid i could just say “ ngl i get a big social climber vibration from you ” and take the air off
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lady walk up to me and my bf and say “ aweee you ’re still in the honeymoon stage … enjoy”pic.twitter.com/RVDggaxFsM
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The homo are rap about taking ozempic and catch lipo … WE postulate MECHANICS
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today is 5/11 or as some beau call it 6 ’
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i detest when people involve me questions about my future and my job “ so what ’s ur programme after this ? ” AFTER THIS???????pic.twitter.com / bXVwQjpLpX
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choose a major you love and you ’ll never work a day in your living because that field is n’t hiring
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" My boyfriend does n’t allow me"pic.twitter.com/2MLSLVnl5e
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Being a baby must be scary , opine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJMAXX
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I was complaining to a superscript about my low salary and how I do n’t experience I have any way to grow at my current organization and they deadass evoke I look into out the virtual Zoom guided speculation they ’re doing for mental health awareness month.pic.twitter.com/LcJxJiuOkp
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no grindr , no tinder , no hinge , no bumble , no situationships , no crushes . just fresh melody and vibes.pic.twitter.com/ZCJjwN3d6R
