I would pay a lot of money to keep an eye on Miss Piggy scream " Fold it in ! "

I was minding my own business, rewatchingSchitt’s Creekfor the hundredth time, when I was STRUCK with a blinding moment of absolute genius: What ifSchitt’s Creekwas recast with Muppets?

I would pay A LOT of money to hear Miss Piggy scream, “Fold it in!”

But first things first: everyone knows that aMuppetsremake work best when the lead is still a human. Duh.

That means in my version, Alexis and David are still played by the belovedAnnie MurphyandDan Levy.

With that out of the way, buckle up for the Muppets recasting of my dreams.

Miss Piggy as Moira Rose

Kermit as Johnny Rose

Rizzo as Stevie Budd

Fozzy as Roland Schitt

Jennifer Robertson still as Jocelyn Schitt

Walter as Ted Mullins

Gonzo as Twyla Sands

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem: The Jazza Gals

Scooter as Ray Butani

Dr. Honeydew as Bob

Sam the Eagle as Ronnie Sands

Patrick….is still Noah Reid

Denise as Rachel

Two characters from "Schitt's Creek" in an office setting; one is standing and the other is sitting behind a desk

Moira from "Schitt's Creek" frustratedly explains folding in a cooking scene

Kermit the Frog wearing headphones with text "FAIR ENOUGH"

Two characters from Schitt's Creek sitting side by side, one in a floral top and one in a sweatshirt

Moira Rose in a textured jacket with a statement brooch, caption: "One must champion oneself and say…"

Woman smiling, wearing a patterned sleeveless blouse. She makes an approving gesture with her hand

Man playing guitar and singing, audience in foreground clapping, indoor setting with festive lights

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy in an office setting with cardboard boxes and a computer