I ’m no-account , but this kinfolk is the weirdest .

Well, well, well, here we arestill talkingaboutKate Middletonbecause we still don’t know jack shit about where the Princess of Wales has been.

Meanwhile,Prince Williamis continuing to do his dipty-do pip-pip “royal” duties, or whatever it is that he does.

He was decorating cookies at some youth center, looking as joyful as can be, yesterday.

Not a care in the world, even though half the world is talking about his “missing” wife!

Well, someone apparently commented on his artistic skills, to which heresponded, “My wife is the arty one. My children are artier than I am.”

Oh, Kate is the “arty” one?

KateMiddletonphotoshop mistakes.pic.twitter.com/FclHnHZbsE

If you remember, Kate’sresponseto the photoshop controversy was, “Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing.”

I ’m just station this soar in of Princess Charlotte ’s vanishing arm as I find out it hilarious that they write this.pic.twitter.com/Lng3vwBz1B

Either way, this whole thing continues to be the weirdest.

At least Will is out and about having fun!

Until then, the mystery continues.

perchance Kate Middleton has just been lose in an IKEA the whole time .

Close-up of Prince William smiling in a suit at a public event

Prince William laughing with children during a cooking class

Prince William smiling in conversation with a woman

Prince William, apron-clad, cooks with a young boy in a kitchen setting

William smiling and raising his arms in a cheer among a group of people

William playing pool, focusing on cueing the white ball