" red-hot laboratory glass looks exactly like dusty laboratory chicken feed . "
In a recent Reddit post shared to r/AskReddit, site useru/Sufficient_Pay2346asked, “You f*cked around, what did you find out?” Here are some of the most-upvoted responses:
1.“That NEARLY incapable of getting pregnant does NOT equal incapable of getting pregnant.”
u / Hashashin455
" This guy pick out the enquiry literally . "
u / awesome9001
2.“That your employer is not your friend. Nothing that isn’t a signed contract has any relevance. Never trust the spoken word, even with witnesses.”
u / Sodiac606
u / tiny_tims_legs
3.“Just because someone is friendly to you, it doesn’t mean they are your friend.”
u / hotdadtimemachine
4."‘Hahaha it’s just a chicken, what’s it gonna do?’ It’s gonna physically injure and humiliate you. That’s what it did, LOL."
u / FartAttack911
5.“That hot laboratory glass looks exactly like cold laboratory glass.”
u / Rocknocker
" That was one matter they prove us right at the start of university . Our teaching helper heat up one of two glass rod , hid them behind his back , and then showed them to a student asking , ' which one is hot ? ' ' Errr … ' ' on the nose . ' "
u / AaronCorr
6.“Railroad tracks are not a playground. R.I.P. my left foot.”
" To all the multitude call for what bump , when I was around 12 I was walk along the tracks with my cousin when a train came around a bend . My foot got capture in the rails . Despite our best efforts my foot and a bit of my mortise joint exploded off on contact . I got lift to a hospital where I got treatment and I have been living with a prosthesis since . I am 19 now so It ’s kinda normal to me . "
u / Ryand118
7.“If you drink untreated water, you can get giardia.”
u / cindywoohoo
" Do n’t go drinkin ' waterfall … "
u / kegelknievel666
" Please flummox to the bottles and the taps that you ’re used to . "
u / counterfitster
8.“That not wearing a helmet while longboarding and fucking up a tuck and roll can cause a traumatic brain injury. Wear a f*cking helmet.”
u / AstrudsSecretLover
9.“That shower pouffes and towels with loose strings are not piercing-friendly.”
u / PIB_48
" My everything just flinched . "
u / MyourTastefulNdes
10.“That it’s a good idea to turn the power off at the fuse box, not just the wall switch, before messing with a light fitting.”
u / PuzzledFortune
11.“That not all dogs are friendly.”
u/!ownCows
12.“Those car cigarette lighters that glow red ARE hot. Dad wasn’t lying to me. Lost my thumb print for a week or two on that one.”
u / pilecrap
13.“Don’t wait for someone because you hope there’s the chance for romance in the future… even if they say it could happen one day. You shouldn’t need to put your life on hold for them. Live in the here and now, and the right person will hopefully find you one day.”
u / TedStixon
14.“You can be their best employee, and they’ll still fire you if you have a toxic attitude. It DOES matter.”
u / The_AmyrlinSeat
15.“Don’t have sex with your friends unless you’re prepared to lose them entirely.”
u / andshedanced
16.“I learned the hard way if you’re angry, irritated, tired or fatigued don’t use a hammer, f*ck with anything delicate or continue doing anything involving awkward movements, heavy labour, or agility. You’re probably gonna break something or hurt yourself.”
" I ’ve broken my thumb , fallen off a roof , busted dishes , fall through a fan , bodge and nail my foot to a sheet of plywood with a 5 - inch framing nail , almost rive an spike off , burn the tip of my pollex off twice , late fry my fingers , demand stitch from a pizza peel , smash a GPU , detach a brake line drop a calliper , and stripped and cross - thread many nuts and bolts . Not all at once . "
u / mtgkajhit
17.“That thing you really wanna do but feel lazy so you’ll do it later and hope it’s not too late? Turns out that one day it will be too late. You can’t grasp how much the realisation hurts until it happens.”
u / Tonyant42
18.“You might not know it, but you really like your knees.”
u / myanusisbleeding101
19.“If you turn 18 in jail, they can transfer you to the adult side at midnight. They may or may not sing Happy Birthday sarcastically.”
u / Important_Koala_9647
Shout out tou/Sufficient_Pay2346andr/AskRedditfor having this discussion.
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