It ’s metre to submit to the all powerful emus .
Some people have a relentless urge to do a SWOT analysis. Thinking about the strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats of a person/place/thing is really what satisfies them in life.
Recently, Reddit useru/Redditpolice69256activated this group of critical thinkers in ther/AskAnAustralian Subredditwith one question: “What do you believe is Australia’s biggest enemy/threat?”. Let’s just say that the responses got ~verrrrry~ interesting. Here are the LOL-worthy (but, honestly real) picks of the lot…
1.“Bakeries charging for sauce”
2.“The price of KFC gravy has me begging for reform.”
3.“Men’s three-quarter pants”
4.“The return of Harold Holt”
makingatruecrimerer#primeminister#australia#mysterious#disappear  #swim
In 1967 , Australia ’s seventeenth Prime Minister Harold Holt enigmatically disappear after going swimming with some peer in Portsea , Victoria . alas , his body was never found , fuel many venture and confederacy theories about his enigmatical death .
" He comes back and is like ' Did you cunts even endeavor to calculate for me ? I ’ve been float like 1 km away this whole time , I could see the shoreline ! ' "
TomoNews US / Viayoutube.com—u/ReallyCoolAndNormal
— u / ktr83
5.“The real estate market”
This is what $ 2,400,000 buys you in Sydney 🏡 💰 # buyersagent#sydneybuyersagent#sydneyrealestate#propertytour#property
They might be onto something here …
6.“Bunnings sausage sizzle price increases”
7.“That fucking spider hiding in the hallway”
8.“Emus”
9.“Tunneling bears”
10.“Fake seizure man in Melbourne”
For geezerhood , Reddit drug user have reportedencounters with a gentleman in Melbourne ’s CBD who fakes seizures . On multiple occasions , this human has reportedly pass down and bug out ' usurp ' — but he stay on lucid enough to have a nice chat with whoever is around . When the someone whose found him extend to call an ambulance , he refuses , gets up and runs off . The gent also call for mass to sit on his back and hold him down .
11.“Whatever it is, it must be something from inside Australia.”
— u / ReallyCoolAndNormal
12.“Another attempted invasion by Starbucks”
— u / tempo1139
One of the pitfalls in Starbucks ' global expansion was its attempt to expand into the Australian marketplace over 20 days ago . Although the company is beloved in the US , Australia already had a booming coffee cultivation , and Starbucks just could n’t check the market , which eventually force the closure of 61 stores across the country . Since the fall of Australian Starbucks , the small demand for the coffee concatenation ( and specially its specialty drink ) has slow built back up , keeping the lights on for a number of stores across state like NSW , VIC and QLD .
13.“The bi-annual tax increase on beer”
14.“I’d say Ninja Turtles are a bit of a worry”
15.“My landlord.”
16.“The ibis”
17.And finally, “Underpants where the crotch always wears out first”
Obviously, these responses are satirical and there are other, more dire issues in Australia’s sight. So, if you want to check out the more serious contributions,here is the full Reddit thread.
That being said , emus really do pose a threat to Australia ’s rubber . Never forget , we really did lose a war to them .
Have any other suggestions?
take note : Some responses have been edited for clarity and duration .
