The obsession with " Facebook slammer " is actually pretty cute but also completely mad .
Believe it or not, not everyone has bad things to say about boomers!
Let’s take a look at some things people have said on X that they like about them.
1.When they enunciate every syllable in a word.
I love when baby boomer speak and they say every alphabetic character in a word
2.When they call other boomers “Karens.”
I like when boomer call other boomers “ Karen ”
3.Their hatred of ripped jeans.
I love when baby boomer remark on my ripped dungaree . I always say I either descend on the side walk or a I got snipe by violent animals .
4.When they announce they got out of “Facebook jail.”
I love when boomers so proudly announce they ’re out of Facebook clink .
5.When they can’t remember their passwords.
I love when baby boomer ca n’t recall their passwords and it ’s the “ unintelligent calculator ” fault 😂
6.Their proficiency in Excel.
i be intimate when boomer do nt bang how to connect to wifi or do windows update but you put them on an excel spreadsheet and they grow into fucking computer wizards
7.When they accidentally like pages on Facebook.
I love when boomers on facebook end up wish a Sir Frederick Handley Page they did nt have in mind to and postulate to " get removed from your list "
8.When they use expressions like “YOLO.”
I love when boomers say " yolo- you only live once , right ? " Like its some deep & amp ; profound message 🤣
9.When they get a lil' snarky.
i lie with when boomers attempt to be snarky and be like " this is where you ’re supposed to say thank you & gt ; :) " because i just express mirth and hang up
10.When they try to get into a closed store.
I sleep together when boomer gaze at a closed store expecting it to magically open up because they ’re looking at it .
11.When they complain about the weather.
I love when boomers complain about the heat Wave and say tinker’s dam like “ there ’s something going on ”
Ya , it ’s call global heating 🥲
12.When they use emojis.
i have sex when baby boomer apply emojis literally funniness Au
13.When they call Peter Griffin “The Family Guy.”
I roll in the hay when boomers name to Peter Griffin as “ The Family Guy ”
14.When they say use the word “taping” as a verb.
I love when boomers say “ taping me ” when someone is taking a video of them
15.When they tell people to leave the US.
I screw when Boomers endeavor to say things like , “ well if you do n’t wish things in the US then result ” . Like do n’t jeopardize me with a good time .
16.When they text “k.”
I love when baby boomer text ‘ k ’ because they do n’t realize how passive aggressive it sounds
17.When they share something on Facebook and add “Yep.”
I love when boomers deal a place on Facebook and they find out it necessary to impart " Yep " to it .
18.When they make a scene about restaurants being busy.
I have it off when boomers get along into a restaurant , see it ’s busy , freak out and leave
19.When they order coffee.
I love when baby boomer go into a burnt umber and yell PLAIN BLACK COFFE I DONT ask any of that frilly stuff . NO FRAPYAY OR ICED PLAIN BLACK red-hot COFFEE .
20.When they get oddly and accidentally passive aggressive on Facebook.
I screw when boomer expend Facebook . My mommy post my pal ’s engagement . Another boomer goes " Congrats , are you still working ? "
21.When they can’t figure out how to use QR codes.
I love when boomers get upset with me at work , and I ruin their sidereal day by making them figure out how to use a QR code .
22.When they comment “shared” on Facebook.
I jazz when boomers annotate " shared " on someone ’s Facebook post . No one cares that you divvy up it Linda .
23.When they get mad about silly little things.
I love when baby boomer are like “ this is outrageous we need to preserve story ! ! ” When the monopoly hat objet d’art gets changed to a iPhone slice .
24.When they use tons of ellipses and exclamation points.
i like when boomer start a sentence like this ….. then they top it with the ecphonesis points like they just hit you with the biggest surprise ever ! ! !
25.When they warn others about scam phonecalls.
I like when boomers deal cozenage call PSAs because they ’re coming from a near billet and they ’re basically using residential district to help each other out since clearly somebody is still falling for these things
26.When they change their profile pictures to a photo of their spouse.
I intend it ’s cunning when boomers change their prof pic ’s to just a photograph of their mate
27.When they look awkward in hip restaurants.
I have sex when boomers go to " rose hip " restaurants and look awkward
28.When they say “ANNND GO!”
I roll in the hay when baby boomer on Facebook will ask for some shit on there and typeANNND GO!Like it ’s a race
29.When they use text to speech.
I jazz when baby boomer use address to text to respond to messages but they end up yelling because the other people utter drowns them out .
30.When they say they need to “YouTube” something.
I love when boomer say they need to “ youtube ” something
31.The amount of times they post on Facebook.
I love when boomers say gen - z spends too much time on the cyberspace but then they have 7 thousand Facebook posts .
32.When they use the term “asking for a friend.”
I love when boomers use the phrase “ require for a champion ” . It was marginally laughable for like a workweek several years ago . Now it ’s just a waste of characters 😂
33.When they brag about high interest rates.
I have sex when baby boomer are like " you think house prices are risky now test double digit interest rate in the ninety "
34.When they call “Chipotle” “Chipol-te.”
i wish when boomers call it “ chipol - te ”
35.And lastly, when they lick their fingers before touching money.
I like when boomers lick their fingers before touching money
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