" We have a kid and I find it annoying to have to lodge my husband ’s pooping schedule . "
As a great author once said,everyone poops. But one redditor’s husband has people talking about just howmucheveryone poops.
Theredditorin question posted in the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit, asking, “AITA for telling my husband that he poops too much?” They then launched into the details of the case, which I’ll summarize for you here:
— The husband poops two to three clock time in the cockcrow , and then " at least three more time " throughout the twenty-four hour period , totaling at least five to six clip per sidereal day .
— Each " session " take at least 20 hour , according to the OP .
— He does take his headphone with him .
— They have one kid , so the OP feels charge about having to " accommodate my hubby ’s pooping schedule " along with all their other duty .
— The OP is pretty sure the hubby is in fact spending all that time pooping .
— The hubby say he feels bloated and feels the need to poop after each repast .
“Recently, I lost my patience and told him that his pooping was affecting my life and that he needs to go to a doctor because this is completely abnormal,” the OP wrote. “I continue to insist that he must have some type of disease such as IBS or something, that is causing his constant need to poop. AITA for upsetting my husband and insisting that he goes to a doctor for his excessive pooping?”
But others were quick to point out that people with IBS and other gastrointestinal issues can definitely take that long in the bathroom or go that frequently. Remember folks, don’t force it!
Several other commenters who have the same bathroom issues recommended a few potentially life-changing changes for the husband, such as buying a Squatty Potty, installing a bidet, eating more fiber, and starting a food diary.
What do you think? Is the husband in the wrong, or is the OP? Does everyone suck here? Is 20 minutes per poop, five times a day outrageous to you, or does it sound about right?
