22 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week

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January 13, 2025 · 2 min · 372 words · Patricia Harper

3歳の娘が「1人目のママのとき、砂漠で生まれた」と発言。耳を疑った子どもの一言

覚悟して読んでください … 🥶 🎤「あなたの子どもが言った、いちばん怖かった“一言”を教えて」 英語圏で人気の掲示板Redditにこんな質問が投稿され、話題を呼んでいます 。 Redditユーザー、さらには、世界のBuzzFeed読者から集まった回答を厳選して紹介します 🎤 1. おじいちゃんが事故に… 「 弟が4歳だったころ、不思議なできごとが起こりました。弟が母に『おじいちゃんが事故に遭って、頭が痛いから病院に会いに行ったほうがいいよ』と言いました 」 「 母は『おじいちゃんは大丈夫、運転しないしね』と返しました。しかし、その15分後、おばあちゃんから電話があり、おじいちゃんの乗っていたタクシーが事故に遭い、病院に運ばれたと電話がありました 」 — moecoco 覚悟して読んでください…🥶 2. あの男の人も一緒にくる? 「 娘が幼かったころの話です。引っ越しの際、娘に『屋根裏にいる(幽霊の)男の人も一緒に来るかな?』と言われたことがあります 」 — u / Similar - Dream-9731 3. この家にはね… 「 甥っ子が10歳になったころ、家に泊まらせてもらいました 」 「 あるとき、甥が上の階から降りてきて、私の隣でこう言ったんです 」 「 『 この家にはね、死んだ人たちがいるんだ』と … 。落ち着いた様子で、まるで当たり前のように。甥はそれからすぐ自分の部屋に戻りました 」 — powerpuff98 4. ママが死んでも… 「 息子が3歳だったころ、『ママが死んでも、ママの体は取っておく。ママの頭をなでなでするから』と言ってきました 」 — atomic number 92 / Crappening2 5. おばあさんはね… 「 息子がもうすぐ2歳になるころ、ときどき夜泣きをしていました。しかも、かんしゃく持ちで、『あの意地悪なおばあさんが怖い』と言うんです 」 「 そんなことが何度か続いた夜、私は息子を抱っこして、落ち着かせようとしていました。私が『おばあさんに気をつけないとね。いい加減にしないと、まま怒っちゃうよ?』と言うと … 」 「 突然泣きやみ、私をまじまじと見て『おばあさんは怖がっていないよ、ママのこと』と返されました。23年前に起きたことですが、今でも思い出すと鳥肌が立ちます 」 — JustJess...

January 13, 2025 · 1 min · 101 words · Alexander Wilson

48 Poor, Poor, Poor Souls Who Found Out They Were Being Cheated On In The Worst Possible Way

" She tell me , sort of . She ' necessitate a happy chance ' and wanted to go on a trip-up to Mexico with a ally . They hold at what they claimed was the only place where there would n’t be any kids … a swinger ’s resort . " Recently, Reddit userQuirky_Broccoli_842asked, “How did you find out your partner was cheating on you?” Here are the stories people had to share — along with some responses from theBuzzFeed Community....

January 13, 2025 · 19 min · 3856 words · Jennifer Watts

7 Critical (But Doable) Chores Around The House That Most People Don't Even Realize They Have To Do, According To A Home Expert

At good , forgetting this labor can negatively bear upon your electrical energy greenback . At worst , it can send your widget to an former grave … If you’re a homeowner (or even if you’re a renter), you likely already know that keeping your space in tip-top condition can feel like an uphill battle. And if you haven’t already realized that, the clock’s ticking. The fact is, owning a home often feels more like a never-ending (and deeply maddening) sequence of chores, and if you’ve never been taught proper home maintenance, knowing where to start can feel near impossible....

January 13, 2025 · 4 min · 842 words · William Gilmore

Adrienne Bailon-Houghton Says She Spent Over $1 Million On IVF Treatments Before Welcoming A Child Via Surrogate

" That is not realistic for the average person . " You knowAdrienne Bailon-Houghtonfrom iconic R&B groups 3LW and the Cheetah Girls. You also might know that Adrienne welcomed her first child, Ever James, with husband Israel Houghton via surrogate back in 2022. In anIG postannouncing the arrival of their child, Adrienne had reflected on her “challenging” fertility journey. “He is worth every tear, every disappointment, every delayed prayer, every IVF cycle, every miscarriage,” she wrote....

January 13, 2025 · 1 min · 195 words · Lee Marsh

Here's What "Shrek," "Bee Movie," And 16 Other DreamWorks Animated Movies Would Look Like As Live-Action 1950s Movies

So , this is what a lively - action " How To Train Your Dragon " would search like . DreamWorks Animation has existed for decades but never gets the love and attention it deserves. As a superfan of DreamWorks classics, I wanted to see what my favorite characters would look like if filmed in the classic Golden age of Hollywood cinema. Disclaimer : The following images were created using generative AI image models for the saki of entertainment and curiosity ....

January 13, 2025 · 1 min · 158 words · Sean Thomas

I Can't Look At These 16 Terrifying Photos Anymore, But At The Same Time, I Can't Look Away

" Should I be worried there ’s a dead body inside … " I’m a horror fanatic. I’ve seen every horror movie you could think of, so it would be fair to assume that I’m not easily fazed by unsettling images. BUT THINK AGAIN. These 19 photos fromr/oddlyterrifyingandr/weirdmade the hair on the back of my neck stand up: 1.“Saudi Arabia’s first male robot touching a reporter’s butt.” 2.“Ahhh, should I be worried there’s a dead body inside?...

January 13, 2025 · 1 min · 191 words · Shannon Rivera

If You're Following These 13 Girl Code "Rules," You're Definitely A Girl's Girl

" Never ditch a girl for anyone . You ’re out with a friend , you take on someone or black market into someone you ’d rather be with , just do n’t . " There’s this “unspoken rule” about girlhood that we should all have each other’s backs and look out for one another, whether it’s yourbest friendor a complete stranger. Recently, the women of theBuzzFeed Communitysharedtheir girl code rules....

January 13, 2025 · 4 min · 687 words · Brandy Dodson

It Costs This Small Designer $120 To Make Her Overalls. She Found 3 Fast-Fashion Brands Using Her Photos To Sell Knockoffs For Less Than $40.

" All I keep see from everyone is ' There ’s nothing you’re able to do , ' and I ’m going to fight back against that and do everything in my power to get this substance out . " Laura Fisher, 44, is the designer behind the small and sustainable fashion brandRevivAll Clothing, based in Montana. Fisher’s clothes are all made in America fromdeadstock fabricusing low-waste practices. It’snot exactly cheap to manufacture clothes this way, but to Fisher, it’s an important part of her brand and what motivated her to start her business....

January 13, 2025 · 5 min · 974 words · Hunter Freeman

Maya Rudolph Shared How She Created Her Own Path To Fame, Despite Having Two Famous Parents

" I knew I had to get there myself . " Maya Rudolphunderstands the privileges she’s been given due to nepotism, but she doesn’t believe it had any influence in breaking into comedy. For those who don’t know, Maya’s mother is legendary singer Minnie Riperton, who was best known for her 1974 song"Lovin' You." Her father is famed songwriter and producer Richard Rudolph. Richard cowrote “Lovin' You” with Minnie and collaborated with some of music’s biggest names like Stevie Wonder, 2Pac, Teena Marie, Michael McDonald, Chaka Khan, The Temptations, New Edition, and more....

January 13, 2025 · 2 min · 303 words · Robert Marshall

People Are Revealing The Creepy Or Downright Bizarre Discoveries They Made In A Friend's Home, And Several Shocked Me

" I used his kitchen pair of tongs to pick everything up , threw them into udder , and cover them off . I take every opportunity to make a few put-on whenever we ’re hanging out alone , but he refuse to recognise what happen that day . " If you’ve never been inside your friend’s house, how much do youreallyknow them? Recently, redditoru/HoodTrueasked Reddit community members what the mostbizarre thingsthey saw or found in their friend’s house were, and it turns out that sometimes you don’t actually know your friends as you thought....

January 13, 2025 · 9 min · 1718 words · Marc Hall

Restock Your Pantry With These 10 Family-Friendly Signature Select Essentials

Because a fully sprout larder is a happy buttery . 1.These classiclike-homemade raspberry preservesperfect for all your breakfast, PB&J, and baking needs. 2.Theserestaurant-style tortilla chipsfor the nights you want to crush an entire jar of salsa solo. 3.Theseprotein-packed chewy granola barsbursting with peanut butter and dark chocolate flavor. 4.A fewcans of ginger ale sodato sip on all day long or to soothe any rogue tummy troubles that may bubble up. 5....

January 13, 2025 · 1 min · 167 words · Rebecca Johnson

The First Clip Of The Vocals In The Upcoming Amy Winehouse Biopic "Back To Black" Have Been Released, And Yeah, It's Not Going Down Well

" Bring in Austin Butler . " The movie, starringIndustryactor Marisa Abela as Amy throughout her fame and death, is set to hit cinemas on April 12. It’s beencontroversialfrom the jump, with somefearingthat the project would be exploitative or simply too soon after her 2011 death. It gives the first in-depth look at Marisa’s Amy vocals, which, to put it bluntly, was notmet well. An excerpt of the clip quickly wentviralon TikTok, with somecontrastingthe “forced” vocals with Austin Butler’s voice inElvis....

January 13, 2025 · 2 min · 364 words · Holly Carpenter