" Why does a can of biscuit open like that . Is life not scary enough . " — @wnbawife
It’s a new week which means it’s time to reflect on all the funniest moments on Twitter from the past seven days. And last week, there was no shortage of random, silly, and existential tweets. So, let’s get right into ‘em all:
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I have n’t fall apart a deep coating since a random man in his LX said to me “ what are you looking for detective ” 😭 😭
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( on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter ) hey something just get up i have to leave it was nice meeting you
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when coworkers start ask about my weekend plans I palpate like I ’m talk to cop
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Really good bit i came across at a restaurant yesterdaypic.twitter.com/qdFwqb1SNi
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when your life sucks so bad you consider telling your parents about it
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why would you pay $ 2000 dollars a calendar month in rent when you could simply exist with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare ?
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30 years ago they were really buying house for the Leontyne Price of a used car and then operate to college with gymnasium membership money omg i ’m so sickish
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The roomy that wo n’t wash the dishful : https://t.co / CE6NRhb5aw
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these celebrity partnerships are getting out of handpic.twitter.com/yelMte53Wt
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Almost done pay off my tacos 😩 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/Eoe8HK9h2a
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cover letter ’s looking good!pic.twitter.com / iawBbxSkqC
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life have stressful i had to legopic.twitter.com/HumRY0Fq8u
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goldilocks aster : pic.twitter.com / tidfo1BzXG
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I do n’t have a heating pad so whenever i ’m on my period i just put my macbook on my venter and toy the sims
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draw my first pap smear and they used this?pic.twitter.com / ijMyxNPQmu
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Allegedlyhttps://t.co/OQX4VDymMh
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April Fools Dayhttps://t.co/u2Kur4ud9r
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The downside to live in the bay surface area is that sometimes your landscape architect becomes a crypto millionaire and forgets to cite that he quitpic.twitter.com/TrR3uOTEkr
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was blab out to my dad and he recount me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “ call in immorality ” he said he consider he was evil and could n’t come into work
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Why does a can of biscuits open like that . Is living not scary enough
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does AMC stop your base cause i got a cheesecake in this bitch todaypic.twitter.com/FEARwb5HkM
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girls pour forth their ugg boots in the outflow the way deer shed their antlers and I call back that connection to nature is beautiful
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people call u at 3 am and demand are u sleep . nah i m outside on the trampoline
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i detest when send yap pellucidity hits and i realize i overshared
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i mean , gorgeous bathroom , but i think there s one very important bit you ’re still missinghttps://t.co/VXm068WfCk
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When you ’re about to leave and your venter start doing flip and caper < < < < pic.twitter.com/qkXi759AKx
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Sorry I ’m late , hirer . I was zoom into photos of the hands of the imperial family .
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the royal fellowship social media managing director thinking they did a secure task on the Kate Middleton picture editspic.twitter.com/kxjItUTSbG
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