" My homie broke up wit his side patch who be falsify us oxtails :( "
Happy Monday, BuzzFeeders! You know I’ve been scrolling through Black Twitter to find the funniest tweets of the week, so please enjoy the hilariousness of my timeline.
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mannn my grandma know she postulate a fresh dish tag end ๐ nonplus me over here laundry dish humor a flip-flop ๐ pic.twitter.com / yLF0aYEJ6L
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bellyache eating Eugene Krabshttps://t.co/EPejrtVktb
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Philly is NOT a real place ๐ ๐ pic.twitter.com/E5Gw7utaT6
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lmfaoooooooopic.twitter.com/6vrF9JEluq
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I thought this was a Jheri curl wighttps://t.co/9zVFdEC2DS
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If I send you this , you missed the stop I made.pic.twitter.com/Yt5MRJfxuR
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DEY SAID IF I LOSE SOMETHING AND U await BEHIND A MOUNTED boob tube , I KNOW U bugger off MY SHIT ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
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So my hair should be delivered to my family by 8 am . My hair assignment is at 10 ampic.twitter.com/9uwDbP6X6i
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just understand y all skeletons gon have veneers
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You wait just like your daddy ! https://t.co/Ci9fSMfqFm
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The ATM be moving so slowwww BTCH come on before I get gazump atomic number 87 .
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Boy we not friends what ๐ญ ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/muFfjHTmOk
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the days are receive farseeing , but they are nโt getting warmerpic.twitter.com/p9rtdjKJQI
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The NFL draft is so funny man . The insensate body language of disastrous families towards the white gf they see as a gilt digger is always so loud . ๐
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My world asked me how much my hairstyles be and I said โ Being a spoilt b*tch is nโt cheap โ and he replied โ Why must you be a bad kick ? Why ca nโt you be a vessel of the Lord ? โ ๐คฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Lmao why would the Amazon driver throw my package at my door . The delivery pic show the package still in the air travel ๐ ๐ ๐
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Somebody deserve a bonus ๐ pic.twitter.com/OVnhQji128
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My mom really needed that Gallus gallus thawed.https://t.co/kW9PWu4FOM
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THIS military personnel CAME TO MY JOB AND CALLED ME RUDE AND involve ME FOR CORPORATE NUMBER … I GAVE HIM MY bit HE SNATCH THE PAPER OUT MY deal TALKIN BOUT YOU ARE DONE ๐ NAH BUDDY YOU ARE WHEN U CALL THAT NUMBER AND ITS ME AGAIN ๐ญ ๐คฃ
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My homie broke up wit his side slice who be cooking us oxtails ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Do nโt NOBODY else wanna persist for president?pic.twitter.com / QtQS1bzld5
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white-hot people phrases are so fun ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ like illusion seeing you here
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hard I โve laughed in weeks.https://t.co/0FlW8r34afpic.twitter.com/o2eFMIuxaW
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Russell Westbrook had me recall I was nextpic.twitter.com/9yZfZtPmRN
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I โm in snag โฆ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/et0hJ5oI8A
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That side eye when she cut her off was oblique ๐ ๐ pic.twitter.com / dToIp8aRud
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