No undies = the tortured pants department .
Everybody’s talking about Taylor Swift’sTortured Poets Department, but I’m stuck on theinspirationbehind “The Alchemy” and his older brother’s hilarious podcast.#
Travis mentioned that Tommy John Underwear claimed they had “the most comfortable underwear out there” and decided that Jason should be the deciding factor in the statement.#
“As I have said on this show, I do not wear underwear,” Jason said. “And I don’t wear underwear based on comfort.”#
“The reason I don’t wear underwear is because I find it unnecessary and problematic to the freedom that my boys like to enjoy. I guess I don’t think that’s going to change,” he added.#
Travis couldn’t leave the conversation there and asked, “What situation do you actually wear underwear?”#
Jason responded, “Every time I’m working out. If I’m doing something physical — my thighs chafe, so I do have to wear compression shorts.”#
The best part is Travis’s creepy, deep voice as he attempted to finish Jason’s sentence about whether or not he would enjoy trying out the new underwear.#
Jason told the audience to stay tuned to see if the company could deliver the proper feel, but he couldn’t finish his sentence. So, Travis quietly interjected, “Your cajones.”#
And then Travis whispered, “Your junk.”#
And thankfully, Jason finally got the words out, saying, “Deliver the proper feel to the nether region.”#
Based on Jason’s TMI, it seems safe to assume that Jason was wearing at least compression shorts when the Philadelphia Eagles played the Arizona Cardinals in 2023:#
But, for this appearance onSaturday Night Live, he was possibly going commando:#
At WrestleMania 40,maybehe had some spanks underneath.#
But here onSNL, he was most likely flying free as a bird.#
Listen to the full episode ofNew Heightsto catch all the witty banter and antics of the Kelce brothers.#














