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Me to my youngest : “ wanna go out and do something”Her : “ no not really , I rather wanna be alone I ’m stressed”Me : “ you ’re 12 ai n’t no mode you ’re stressed”Her : “ you ’re quondam and you wanna advert out with me”Me : pic.twitter.com / HYjmERN1nz

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Never be sad on a weekend . Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression . Do n’t have capitalism win .

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My Logos , 7 , has get word “ deez nuts ” antic and it ’s all he say now . Everything is deez nuts . He simply ca n’t cease . I ask him where he learn that jape . He made me anticipate that if he told me , he would n’t get in trouble . I concur . So he leans in and whispers , “ deez nuts . ”

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I used to retrieve adulthood was one crisis after another , but I was so faulty . It ’s multiple crisis , concurrently , all at once , all the time . Forever 😭

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the grinch if he had an onlyfans : https://t.co/4CGdw4GiE6

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“ Did you meet Q1 goals?”Did Q1 meet me ? ? ? ? Did it converge me ? ? ? ?

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my niece said “ Auntie is one of those ppl that has a lot of poppycock & wo n’t get disembarrass of it - I think she ’s a prostitute . ” LMFAO ma’am wrong word .

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TMZ would have take the conversation of Judas agreeing to fail Jesus .

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I asked my homo if he had a fetish I did n’t know about and he said silence … I .. 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

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Dolly Parton to Jolene Beyonce to Jolenepic.twitter.com/bmbqSJviVr

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was feeling very precious & confident in my lilliputian first day of the month outfit until I clear I am dressed precisely like kim possible . i ’m not kidding I expect like I may have see some kind of formula today so desire he ’s into that !

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in person I sense Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation alot betterhttps://t.co/n38KnlEY66pic.twitter.com/t2Ymq3S4sA

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" i care your personality"thanks i have like 4 morepic.twitter.com/a5Z8wk0ECV

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my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go

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“ Where ’s the Pride flag?”“Fu*k knows . Just put out the Twister mat.”pic.twitter.com/dWRM06c1bk

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Me changing their contact name after they make me madpic.twitter.com/gzdZgJVyFl

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When you log Z’s to avoid your problems but terminate up stargaze about thempic.twitter.com/BvioPUUFWs

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by the time I have kids strollers gon na take gas 😂

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Something about rent being due the Monday after Jesus paid it all does n’t sit right with me .

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