" Well , allergic reaction birth control pill , the important thing is that you tried . "

April is flying by, and there have already been too many amazing viral jokes on Twitter that you’ve probably missed. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:

And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better !

1.

be think i look mysterious af and my backpack be astray open

2.

My teen is taking the SAT today . As we were walking out the door , I asked her if she require a special pencil . She reckon at me and articulate We take it on computers . The air hang quiet between us . Oh I said . Huh I said . It ’s the first class she added If it make you feel any better .

3.

crush : * showing me pictorial matter of her family * look at my mama when she was 20 omg she slayedme : * test to apply homophile slang so she ’ll sleep with me later * yeah she look like a puss

4.

trip the light fantastic and flirted with a SHIRTLESS humankind in a gay Browning automatic rifle for like 30 mins last night only for him to say he ’s actually straightforward when i asked for his numberpic.twitter.com/bjPcEKWKdQ

5.

exhaust your dejeuner in your railcar at work is the grownup edition of the mellow school bathroom stall .

6.

stop putting song on your ig post PLEASE I am tap

7.

All twenty-four hours q1 and q2 this and that . Keep the corporate jargon at work lol

8.

facebook is not a real placepic.twitter.com/aaylwDCuOR

9.

“ Situationships ” are n’t so bad . You often learn about a new brand or restaurant

10.

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12.

gender and the metropolis is so comforting cause these gripe were in there 30 being dumb ass hoes . so real .

13.

lie with when my bss airs out his wrk frustrations to me and say “ i do n’t know why i ’m telling you this ” after he lets some inside intel shift like sorry king i have an aura about me that makes hoi polloi wanna queen out , your instinctive defenses are slipping

14.

employee should get 25 - 30 hungover Day off a year and perhaps even more if you really like bring drunk

15.

I be sit at a measure intend I look like a bad beef whole time I ’m hunching my back

16.

getting dinner due west booster is literally just like sex activity and the city

17.

call for my natal day off and was deniedpic.twitter.com/UgGcaPyiDW

18.

no one : your unemployed supporter at 4 Prime Minister on a tuesday : pic.twitter.com / k3Xc8hcCfk

19.

“ you should do shrooms it ’ll spread your mind ” is there a drug you ’d commend that would CLOSE my judgement ? perhaps lithium ? a lobotomy ?

20.

being in your 20s is just constantly googling new degree and job in an effort to feel something that would potentially activate a tiny bit of pleasure

21.

the gays definitely had other antecedence in 1945https://t.co/ES5zrGRbKA

22.

Well , allergic reaction tablet , the important thing is that you tried .

23.

I ca n’t believe as a child I ’d be asleep at 8 pm and wake up for like 6:30 ? If I go to sleep at 8 postmortem now I ’ll arouse up at midnight

24.

people who impart their laptop computer to cafes are the large attention seeker ahhh look at me i ’m so busy get a grip

25.

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26.

i wanna misplace all my inhibition at chili ’s with a bad bitch ( my in effect ally ) by my side

27.

I asked my married man if he ’s ever see the movie miss interrupted and he said yes I suppose so , Cristina Aguilera is in that rightfield ? and began to describe Cristina Aguilera in the moulin rouge music video from 2001

28.

masses on twitter : backshots in a sundress with no panties on time of year almost herepeople in existent sprightliness : hey world how ’s it perish

29.

i was talking to my psychiatrist when the earthquake hit but i did n’t require her to put me on major tranquilizer so i just did n’t acknowledge it

30.

Just farted so aloud in the barbershop they talm bust reduce him next for he crap

31.

“ He does n’t bite”Oh girl fuck you . Get this fauna off from me

32.

My drunk friend : I bed you . Me : i fuck babyy sit down & tope some water please

33.

the freakiest person u recognise plausibly wears deoxyephedrine

34.

Well my X cancel the Spotify premium I was using which unluckily means I am lift his Dads access code to my Disney + . Good bozo . detest to see him caught in the crossfire .

35.

babe they marry char they do n’t likehttps://t.co/GuvbBN9VQDpic.twitter.com/6uwPtmEgug

36.

this next situationship is gon na be the one I can palpate it