" buster that are 5’8 ” love say , ' I ’ll be there shortly , ' like yeah man , we know . "
Another month has come and gone and Twitter helped us get through it again. So, as usual, here are some of the funniest tweets from this month:
And keep an eye on the account that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even dear !
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“ i ’m just a son ” why my homegirl ai n’t smile in month then
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make for back MCM and WCW ! ! We used to be substantial lovers
3.
white hoi polloi involve to bring " booyah " back
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I had a dream i was at the club & this girl said “ hey female child you do n’t see nothing like your pictures on social media ” i said what ? ? ? and run to the bathroom , i looked in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭 😫 i never ran out the club so tight crying wow .
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i ’m crying why she called me run thrupic.twitter.com/IvdCUZESfd
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Got my bidet all go down uppic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
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i do n’t think the desk is that tiny . no nuance …..
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gay couple at the train station just calculate me up and down twicepic.twitter.com/MPo6sIE7TM
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Really resonating with this close friends post from last yearpic.twitter.com/874AW3Vbs3
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reckon daughterhttps://t.co/m5FwhPkAdV
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Dudes that are 5’8 ” love saying “ I ’ll be there briefly ” like yea man we know
12.
nothing more embarrassing than kill the chat on a gc .. and sometimes its so bad no one says anything for like 6 hours and ur substance is just .. sit there … i get shivers .
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( me with my alien ) this is a chilis margarita you drink in it
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Once u catch me cheating we doneU to nosey for me
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That ’s a suggestion ring , plshttps://t.co/MeSauARgW0
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the first half of the alphabet is simple baby stuff but when u get retiring lmnop it ’s like ok … we ’re getting into dangerous teritory now
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Ca n’t even use “ get a Book of Job ” as an contumely anymore make it ’s really intemperate asf to get one
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS FOOD WITHOUT MY video recording ESSAY?pic.twitter.com / kiRBl9p2dF
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HE SAID YES ( i asked if he was unhinged at me )
20.
Everything runs out at once . You are strike hard breathlessly to the ground by having to substitute laundry detergent . You are out of spinach . No: .. no you ’re out of manus soap … . Oh my god . I ’m so disconsolate . You are out of olive crude oil . When your house of plug-in stood marvelous did you feel strong
21.
me preparing to pledge strawberry mark lemonadepic.twitter.com/zbFQfjDMzB
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Just saw someone wearing a shirt that articulate “ London , Paris , and New York . ” I make love that . Those are some of the biggest cities out there
23.
The sun to the hoi polloi on Earthpic.twitter.com/RJbrs3S79h
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lips ? chapped . skin ? dry . sleep docket ? have intercourse . cuddling ? not happening . buy the farm a small insane ? definitely .
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girl i recall these was cinnamon bites , do n’t make this diddly-shit again.https://t.co/ATKt1JiHTN
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My preferred Grindr bios are the ones where you could clearly tell the person is so angry that they are even on the app
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when I said “ because of the pandemic I sense like I ’ve been 24 for 4 years ” and oomf enunciate “ well you ’re not”pic.twitter.com/JwBUTztVDx
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“ If he wanted to .. he would . ”But I want to and I don’t????pic.twitter.com / raUuU0DJu2
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“ You masc”Yeah girl
30.
Got banned for life story from my church building for asking the non-Christian priest if his pronouns are he / hymn
31.
Imagine something queer . Now imagine if it was n’t . Not so funny now is it ?
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Dudes will be like " You did n’t merit to be hurt like that …. you merit to be hurt like THIS "
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Spirit flight attendant just said “ and to those of you who said you ’d never fell with us ever again , receive back ” ☠ ️ 🤡
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I have n’t don a trench coat since a random man in his sixty said to me “ what are you looking for detective ” 😭 😭
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the logarithm truck driver in last address 2pic.twitter.com/kzbz286jZh
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Being queer summed uppic.twitter.com/9npiInHAt8
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" you been pissin tonight , sir?“me asf : pic.twitter.com/210IkyqJVA
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when coworkers set forth asking about my weekend plans I palpate like I ’m spill the beans to fuzz
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( on a first date watching her bowl her nut right into the trough ) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice coming together you
40.
I suppose parent did a shitty job of conveying how much they were go through as adults . Because if I roll in the hay you was getting disrespected & harassed all day then perchance I ’d be more eager to defrost the essence .
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once i see you ca n’t spell out , I lose entrance …
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Hate the concept of “ catching up ” like … you just had to be there idgaf
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do nt countenance them silence you!!!!!pic.twitter.com / u3lZLI2lsO
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True Life : I survive Telling My Friends I ’m Not get Out Tonightpic.twitter.com/vSEciQxrUw
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never have ur job foreclose you from playact unemployed
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me on top for ten sec n that s ithttps://t.co/fE4CHJh2x6
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Job send out a rejection electronic mail 10 mo after the interview call end , never been this gagged beforepic.twitter.com/uAuwKOyVbx
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Yall : I would n’t care this on my bad enemyMe : pic.twitter.com / qKXnbO5xZ2
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how it feels like to fight the urge to DOORDASHpic.twitter.com/bhG9SZfFh9
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this is what function to the foodstuff store on the weekend feel likepic.twitter.com/U2BjMrwt6Q
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they kill you in ny if you ’re not poly
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me when i rediscover bread and butter every 3 monthspic.twitter.com/bytdq6rZHN
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this comment on the privileged out 2 poster is bolt down mepic.twitter.com/s25zdBCLfA
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How about you educate some male pattern kindness
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They look like they just saw her across the theatre of operations concessions and loved her vibepic.twitter.com/YGj9Q9sgor
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this site has check mepic.twitter.com/kXREO94Qwq
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pic.twitter.com/WOloIreR4v
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grbhb officially got me y’ all after 345 monastic order repay i ’m banned :/
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ppl hate zelle because they ’d have to face the fact lmao
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I ’m trying to be on my sound less to focalise on being on my computer more I hope you understand
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MY BOYFRIEND YALLpic.twitter.com/xCoeiZaUwU
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goin thru my archived posts on ig is so humbling cuz no wayyyy y’ all seen me stake those photos proudly
