Husband : Does it nettle you when I … Wife : YES
1.This woman’s husband wanted a sweet treat, so she made orange rolls…but to “keep things interesting,” she put nacho cheese on one of them. Hehe.
2.This woman’s husband bought a fancy 5K monitor, but she decided to use it for work. It’s not a touch screen, but she puts her finger on the monitor to keep track of spreadsheet rows.
3.The woman who did this just to give her husband a fright first thing in the morning.
4.This woman doesn’t have time for her husband to finish his sentences anymore.
married man : Does it bother you when I — Me : Yes .
5.This woman knows she’s bitchy in the mornings, but justifies it with apology pizza.
6.And this woman knows she doesn’t have a way with words but totally owns it.
7.However, this woman is just waiting for Hallmark to do the work for her.
Hallmark require to come out with some real talk day of remembrance cards . I’m needing something that says , " I ’m just as surprised as you are that we ’re still together . ”
8.This woman serves burnt croissants to her husband for dinner.
9.And this woman truly peeves her husband by attacking pizza with scissors.
10.Here’s another woman who likes to make up the rules when it comes to serving.
11.This woman spits straight facts to her hubby.
My wife just compared being married to me with exhaust junk solid food . It‘s good and well-off in the moment but never satisfy and actually really bad for your long full term health .
12.And this woman doesn’t really communicate at all.
I ’ve realized I ’m at the breaker point in my wedlock where I assume that any time my married man disappears , he ’s likely off bring a shit . If he ever goes lacking I ’m going to be on the news like : newsman : You did n’t depend for him for two daysMe : I figure he was REALLY clog
13.This woman knows that her wedding anniversary is for receiving only.
It ’s our hymeneals anniversary today & we stick by with our common custom . He buy me bloom & I completely forgot.#wifefail
14.This woman locks the cupcakes up when her husband is home.
15.And, finally, this woman who has husband obligations.
She ’ll break wind in the grocery store and go away me to accept the blame , THAT ‘S my married woman
