Even if you do n’t like politics , there ’s a * probability * you ’ll like these jokes .
The State of the Union address was last night, which is basically the Super Bowl for people obsessed with politics.
Because my timeline is full of nerds crackin' jokes, I’ve compiled some of the best ones. Enjoy.
1.
edit Hinge …. again.https://t.co/83xGlhzwVi
2.
It ’s me . Hi . I ’m the problem . It ’s me.pic.twitter.com/PbiV6Mnaoh
3.
me texting “ lol that is so funny”https://t.co / aX2u81rPML
4.
somewhat sure this is one of the Lollipop Kidshttps://t.co/99yeX23SMp
5.
My tot when he understand a wiener he ’s never fancy beforepic.twitter.com/fLtthbp53p
6.
Why is Marjorie Taylor Greene dress like the route manager for satan ’s travel accordion band?pic.twitter.com/4HHMotOytx
7.
when you ’re in an argument and they ’re miserable key make skilful pointspic.twitter.com/lHvfiQA2rd
8.
Does the back of Biden ’s sports jacket have a screenland playing Pornhub?pic.twitter.com/8mVe7z6WiM
9.
Wow . Is that a Subzero icebox with matching panels ? open up price tip is more than $ 10,000 before customization.https://t.co/IvtiprL3st
10.
honestly , so real.pic.twitter.com/T99rEFYGNd
11.
You ’re evidence me this is n’t an sequence of Veep?#SOTU2024pic.twitter.com / PCL1WpiwiP
12.
Absolutely nothing creepier than a republican dramatics kidpic.twitter.com/REp9XMgmug
13.
This is what the Republican nominee for President is presently doing.pic.twitter.com/fFpS9Ts28O
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men will look at you like this when they lean in to snog youpic.twitter.com/hYbzQVBzFb
15.
The drunk uncle hear to vibe with us on the shuttle back from the wedding ceremony he was n’t technically invited tohttps://t.co/9BG8t8rdeR
16.
When your son is home control your surf historypic.twitter.com/pKLlfk7XR9
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When your face occur up on the Jumbotronpic.twitter.com/A6UJjmMmWP
18.
jessie , i sent the wrong batch to Joe , we got to stop himpic.twitter.com/OuuLvXB0Qz
19.
It is so weird that they all dress like Trump now.https://t.co/P6nIxlXhtv
20.
Me in the audience when Nicole Kidman says “ We come to this place for magic”pic.twitter.com/Asn6RXDXJ5
21.
reincarnate your wedding vows likepic.twitter.com/jpZryjEuve
22.
when the bar closes but the dessert are just startingpic.twitter.com/ewHR93VYDH
23.
Biden shaking hands after the#SOTUpic.twitter.com / WMoGc9t0Oe
24.
WHERE ARE THE CALLBACKS BEING POSTED ? ? ? KATIE IS LIKE FREAKING OUT!!!pic.twitter.com/0S9kiAK4jA
25.
me and my nemesis waiting for some other folks to skip on the zoompic.twitter.com/WrHwRSHWVG
26.
when she saw him and he watch her.pic.twitter.com/ANJPmnALK4
27.
not sense a lot of warmheartedness herepic.twitter.com/W47iD7iLs1
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https://t.co/nWRCT4Oowwpic.twitter.com/4OwbR1d40j
29.
Mike Johnson judge to decide how to answer to critiques of Putin.pic.twitter.com/anC2UcF2hn
30.
When HR gets added to the calendar invitepic.twitter.com/uHAhusqgyA
31.
dead bonkers outfit . no notes.https://t.co/rZlNOp5ONS
32.
Obsessed with the way she ’s whisper as if this is n’t even her house . She just broke into someone ’s kitchen and started hissing about Chinapic.twitter.com/dGxYGRRDWx
33.
Is Sheila Jackson Lee jade a annulus POP?pic.twitter.com / hsc0oZWCMB
34.
Relatable.https://t.co/DoLkHqLh8e
35.And lastly…
Ok but in reality me at every political party I ’ve ever been topic.twitter.com/vx44ZpUKS7
