Please , do n’t be that soul .
1.Bartenders hate when you think less ice equals more booze:
2.Bartenders hate when you think your clumsiness equals a free drink:
3.Bartenders hate when you think you’ll get a drink special:
4.Bartenders hate when you try to clean up like this:
5.Bartenders hate when you can’t figure out why your bill is the way it is:
6.Bartenders hate when you give them that little “damn”:
7.Bartenders hate when you ask for an extremely complicated homemade recipe:
8.Bartenders hate when you barge in and yell your order:
9.Bartenders hate when you order drinks that are literally impossible to make:
10.Bartenders hate when you make a giant mess with a pitcher:
11.Bartenders hate when you open and close a tab a million times:
12.Bartenders hate when you wait ‘til the last minute to order a bunch more drinks:
13.Bartenders hate when you are creepy to the staff:
14.Bartenders hate when you tip like this:
15.Bartenders hate when you think they have some sort of superpowers:
16.Bartenders hate when you think they can tell the difference between all your cards:
17.Like, come on:
18.Bartenders hate when you don’t get what you yourself just said:
19.Bartenders hate when you keep going and going and going:
20.Bartenders hate when you make modifications that make literally no sense at all:
21.Bartenders hate when you walk in right at the end of the night:
22.Or, see this exact sight and ask “are you closed?”
23.Bartenders hate when you ask them to perform a miracle:
24.Bartenders hate when you come in once and think you’re a regular:
25.Bartenders hate when you interrupt them during a super busy shift to take a picture:
26.Bartenders hate when you order a complicated drink in a dive bar:
27.Bartenders hate when you let them list off 27 beers and just choose something else:
28.Bartenders hate when you think saying “make it strong” will get you a strong drink:
29.Bartenders hate when you refuse to take no for an answer:
30.Bartenders hate when you go way off the rails:
31.Bartenders hate when you block their way:
32.Bartenders hate when you ask questions when the answer is right in front of you:
33.Bartenders hate when you think this counts for ID:
34.Bartenders hate when you act like their best friend:
35.And bartenders hate when you order this exact drink, apparently:
