" Spending $ 60 K on a funeral for someone going to hell is screwball . "
We’re only about a third of the way through 2024, but already there have been tons of hilarious jokes on the internet this year. So please enjoy some of the funniest viral tweets from this year so far:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh to make your Twitter feast even better !
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“ Can I be mean for a second ” you ’re have in mind all the time just talk
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I eff seeing art school kids struggle to hold their big ass drawings on their way to school . Hahaha . That ’s what you get for being gay .
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“ how ’s feb 14th count ” It ’s looking like my rooms gon na sound like a barber workshop
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We ’re both 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 watching a film 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 we’ve BOTH never 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 project 😂 😂 😂 BUT 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 your asking me 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 questionsss as if 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I’m the director 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 ? ? ? 😂 😂 😂
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I LOVE smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they are coming but we are secure ! ! !
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White ppl be like i would n’t be fight down
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first daytime as a poop charabanc . care me luck!pic.twitter.com/3v8Ko63H1 m
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Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out
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I trust this electronic mail blows your back out
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i physically can not make a spotify playlist without adding every call i ’ve ever like . i ’ll protrude one called “ sad :( ” and it ’ll terminate up with temperature by sean paul on it
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men will ferment 30 and still be like “ idk what i want :/ “ & like u have 5 more years with hairsbreadth so please enter it out
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I just enunciate “ eccentric shit ” in a meeting man , smh who hiring
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told oomf i ’m a people pleaser and he suppose “ name three citizenry that are actually pleased with you”pic.twitter.com/YDCCxzT55N
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Me : These drinks smack like juiceMe an 60 minutes laterpic.twitter.com/afGXUnaDzy
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A married man just complained to me about how toilsome dating is for him these dayspic.twitter.com/7Hrn6lu68k
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whatever bugger off her into that therapist ’s officehttps://t.co/rfARxXbwhT
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“ have you ever watched the godfather?”pic.twitter.com / d9U4H8rKX7
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she was my research laboratory partner in constitutional chemistry . and she hold ushttps://t.co/S8eEa503pD
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“ i ’m just a male child ” why my homegirl ai n’t smiling in months then
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white masses involve to bring " booyah " back
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I had a dream i was at the club & this little girl say “ hey girl you do n’t count nothing like your pictures on societal media ” i said what ? ? ? and ran to the bathroom , i search in the mirror why tf i was Steve Harvey 😭 😫 i never execute out the social club so fast crying wow .
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Got my bidet all limit uppic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
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Really come across with this close champion mail from last yearpic.twitter.com/874AW3Vbs3
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Dudes that are 5’8 ” love saying “ I ’ll be there shortly ” like yea adult male we know
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( me with my alien ) this is a chilis margarita you drink it
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That ’s a hypnotism ring , plshttps://t.co/MeSauARgW0
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS nutrient WITHOUT MY TV ESSAY?pic.twitter.com / kiRBl9p2dF
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HE articulate YES ( i asked if he was mad at me )
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me preparing to drink strawberry lemonadepic.twitter.com/zbFQfjDMzB
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lady friend i retrieve these was cinnamon bites , do n’t make this shit again.https://t.co/ATKt1JiHTN
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fellow will be like " You did n’t merit to be hurt like that …. you merit to be hurt like THIS "
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I have n’t wear a trench pelage since a random mankind in his sixty said to me “ what are you face for police detective ” 😭 😭
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the logarithm truck driver in final destination 2pic.twitter.com/kzbz286jZh
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" you been pissin tonight , sir?“me asf : pic.twitter.com/210IkyqJVA
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True lifespan : I Survived Telling My Friends I ’m Not come Out Tonightpic.twitter.com/vSEciQxrUw
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how it feel like to fight the urge to DOORDASHpic.twitter.com/bhG9SZfFh9
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Yall : I would n’t care this on my tough enemyMe : pic.twitter.com / qKXnbO5xZ2
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this is what break to the grocery fund on the weekend feel likepic.twitter.com/U2BjMrwt6Q
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this comment on the inside out 2 poster is killing mepic.twitter.com/s25zdBCLfA
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ppl hate zelle because they ’d have to face up the fact lmao
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How about you develop some manly normal benignity
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MY BOYFRIEND YALLpic.twitter.com/xCoeiZaUwU
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People that eat yogurt need to relax . Stop scrap the bottom 27 meter . Its blueberry yogurt not crack .
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Lmao why would the Amazon driver throw my package at my room access . The deliverance picture show the software package still in the air 😂 😂 😂
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I was fighting for my lifepic.twitter.com/SToqSBAXdQ
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“ This yr I really require to : journey more”“Let ’s debate this issue : Pineapple on pizza”“I’m weirdly attracted to : Men”“Biggest peril I ’ve necessitate : _ _ _ _ _ during the middle of a pandemic”“The best way to ask me out is by : Asking me out”pic.twitter.com/id5zZfbjHp
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introduced my friend to a show and she started liking the wrong shippic.twitter.com/ZyIV0ae2eW
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be think i see mysterious af and my back pack be widely overt
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My teen is taking the SAT today . As we were walking out the doorway , I asked her if she needed a special pencil . She looked at me and say We take it on electronic computer . The air hung quiet between us . Oh I said . Huh I say . It ’s the first class she added If it makes you feel any better .
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me waking up the hamster at the pet storepic.twitter.com/uMB4K1jSY2
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move on a date with an player last thursday and he made me tear bill … think that strike was overpic.twitter.com/8mZ9duxHuQ
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I be sitting at a taproom thinking I look like a risky bitch whole time I ’m hunch over my back
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no one : your unemployed friend at 4 PM on a tuesday : pic.twitter.com / k3Xc8hcCfk
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the gays definitely had other priorities in 1945https://t.co/ES5zrGRbKA
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babe they espouse women they do n’t likehttps://t.co/GuvbBN9VQDpic.twitter.com/6uwPtmEgug
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“ He does n’t bite”Oh little girl fuck you . Get this beast off from me
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Just farted so loudly in the barbershop they talm bout cut down him next for he shit
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i was talking to my psychiatrist when the earthquake gain but i did n’t want her to put me on antipsychotic agent so i just did n’t recognize it
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mcdonalds should have to say " Excellent pick sir " to whatever you grade
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the weed tell apart me to get scaredpic.twitter.com/6eD1DMr8FH
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catholics every friday during lentpic.twitter.com/JmKXpcfGU9
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6 year old me in the motorcar thinking the moon is watch over mepic.twitter.com/Af0n9s4PFM
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ex bf ’s duplicate brother is my hinge most compatiblepic.twitter.com/P0qndcMAK3
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Turn those ig likes back on infant we get it on you ’re flopping and we sleep with you for it ! ! !
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“ tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!”Shut up . I pay off that circular against my will .
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god forbid i help sell frankfurter on the streethttps://t.co/CSD4hwSmMW
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You ever think about how peaceful it must be inside the head of a stupid person ?
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by geezerhood 26 you should have fumbled your only chance at lawful felicity like 6 times
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i care being individual but come on not everyday
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demo your barber a reference pic is so humiliating … “ hey bro can you make me hot like him 🤭 ” like ok gay male child
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“ drug user not found”pic.twitter.com/jh3sh5ScUz
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I had an flat review 😭 pic.twitter.com/76RyI3VGYx
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ppl who have no playlists & just shamble their wish songs leaflet are capable of execution
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swain are kind of like jaw toys and if u sting firmly enough they ’ll squeak
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I do not toy about overstimulation I will plug you at a Zara 😭
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me at the pre when i realize we pull up stakes in 5 minutes and i ’ve taken 2 sipspic.twitter.com/wnBDaJVqaB
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my dad and his gf break up and she carry the air fryerpic.twitter.com/EuwZCsv4lW
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wtf do i puzzle ta do to get a bouquet of bloom ? die?pic.twitter.com / RJryEX5eCk
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when people be in a relationship for 6 + eld … like hurry up other people wanna date you
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i know things are n’t very fergalicious flop now bro but hang in there
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when manpower put on those lil girdle belted ammunition at the gymnasium like all right prima donna ! !
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me when i say the word zeitgeistpic.twitter.com/S9n3b0FQVF
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sorry i ca n’t hang out this weekend i have credit wit debt
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big ears are so live like yes dumbo what that trunk do
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idc who talks shit about me cuz i speak son of a bitch considerably and i ’m funnier
