" Covid result nobody talk about is every March / April I have an insatiable desire to take 10 mile walks then on-line shop with regime money . "
Y’all, it’s officially the last week of March, and time doesn’t even feel real.
covid consequence nobody talk about is every march / april i have an insatiable desire to take 10 Roman mile walks then online store with government money
I spent way too much time on the internet this month, so I’ve scoured BuzzFeed’sviral tweets,fails, andBlack Twitterroundups to compile the ultimate list of hilariousness. So let’s get into it:
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puzzle my bidet all gear up uppic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
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Never again 💔 pic.twitter.com/7z3QrutjyQ
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was filch on tinder and some girl behind me pronounce “ swipe he ’s cute”pic.twitter.com/9KdtogPyrk
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a musical composition of my railcar fall off while i was parking…pic.twitter.com/ReQ2MRUtQG
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Really beneficial morsel i come across at a restaurant yesterdaypic.twitter.com/qdFwqb1SNi
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I experience THE FUNNIEST GLITCH ON PEACOCK LMAOpic.twitter.com/WLKCTa0Cs5
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This made my Clarence Day . Lolpic.twitter.com/mdGS8Ni0cK
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handle letter ’s looking good!pic.twitter.com / iawBbxSkqC
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rent is n’t free , putting him to workpic.twitter.com/kO8cmbIDZW
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submit my kid to a play place and he sees a former classmate who he has had a crush on for old age . I assure him to play it cool . Just catch him say “ I remember your breathing place . It always smells like goldfish crackers ” bro has negative rizz
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I was fighting for my life 🤣 💀 pic.twitter.com / UpNyhVTHMO
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should i airdrop this to the person in front of me on my flightpic.twitter.com/2IKPn91dFB
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I was taking a rideshare today and suppose the driver said something to me but he was like “ no no I was talking to Patricio ” and then plopped Patricio down on the dashboardpic.twitter.com/2MUvPYC9YZ
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she ’s servinghttps://t.co/jwIxI6ACDc
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I ’m crying cause you know the theme towel there cause it already happened beforehttps://t.co/Q5urlY4cPu
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This weather is so discrepant , it ’s giving gentleman’s gentleman .
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take the drawls off the Methedrine cream is unhinged.https://t.co/wZJfp8k6XY
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Me putting canvass on my bedpic.twitter.com/kWe2TWZv8v
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crazy option for a namepic.twitter.com/Voc37N72U5
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I see a intoxicated ostrich . What dat mean?https://t.co / xeSwEbNnwp
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Ca n’t consider this is the last time I get to view thishttps://t.co/1zpFjjdZchpic.twitter.com/Hu7egR4ZoA
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Could ’ve buy some landhttps://t.co/rytUDaWwMO
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thought this was a unequaled shape rughttps://t.co/FJ9JvmTicm
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date : so … you just adopted 3 chipmunk as your children?dave seville : no , no that ’d be crazy . I ’m also their band manager
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she delete her bf highlightpic.twitter.com/EisEQwXBH6
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my fish die today after 20 + years(my uncle buy her when he was a stripling idk how sometime she is ) i m at course rn but I did n’t expect my mom to bury her , like , she can be cooked , but yeah rip my fishpic.twitter.com/OuVbzbktAz
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The style this duck’s egg shakes they head transport me every time like oh whatever they say is teapic.twitter.com/nnYf0ikaXX
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he told me that it ’s over , dense decisionpic.twitter.com/HjyVuOfUTZ
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the best part about being in a long ton of 2023 maternity / baby grouping is become to see all the absolutely miserable names parents are coming up with these days . here are some highlights i ’ve collectedpic.twitter.com/UNMUHeAmKB
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when I was 12 or so my babysitter would always mouth about this girl she used to babysit — how cool she was , how much she missed her — and it made me detest this girl out of pure infantile jealously bc I wanted my babysitter to think * I * was coolheaded . the other girl was Emma Stone however
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LMFAOOOOpic.twitter.com/u4K3gDib58
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Y’all my daughter gave my very strict guidelines on how I can show up to school day on her natal day . PLEASE HELP ME ! ! ! ! ! pic.twitter.com/QXA6tNu23r
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bread lowkey gets mouldy too fast … i have a life
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I knew Katie Britt sounded familiar … just needed the internet to add the Sarah McLachlan song from the ASPCA commercial message over her 🤣 💀 … @JustVent6 🎯 pic.twitter.com / kYHVaL7mFb
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March must get melatonin in it because I been sleepy everyday 🤣
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i am addicted to saying " wow its soo nice out " when its so squeamish out
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Second attempt at bring in a protein shake up tf I do faulty 🤔 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com/idT4KqiBJu
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the most american photo does n’t exi-pic.twitter.com/r5O0BLXzGi
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when i first broke my branch as a child my mom tucked me in that night with shrek 2 playing . but she forgot i could n’t move and put the remote just BARELY out of my compass . i stir up up and had to mind to THIS FUCKING MENU FOR hr WHILE sob LMFAO 😭 pic.twitter.com/1XuRXWS0wT
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I loved Saint Patrick ’s sidereal day in Boston it was like if everyone got a concussion during the purge . One year I lost my paint in a pub and a hombre gave me one of his keys to make me palpate upright
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i nonchalantly mentioned to my wife how i ve start smiling with my oculus at employment to betoken no - scourge and increase a sense of comradery and she ’s like " what what do you mean smile with your eye " and i showed her and she distinguish me to never make that boldness again
42.
Me view Jejovah Witness leave behind after pretending no one was homepic.twitter.com/C9dLWtlJTI
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My last name starts with a W and today one of my third graders enjoin “ the watt is fall off your name ” and I said “ what name ” and he say “ up there ” and I said “ that ’s the word welcome ” and he tell tiredly “ you live I ca n’t read”pic.twitter.com/XlE2lmxKvE
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He ’s bald 💀 pic.twitter.com/pjnFWOycBu
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i tell my mom to text me saying i need to go home so i can show my managing director and this was her message 😭 pic.twitter.com/HvXASjMfuM
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LeBron walk through his front door : Savannah : ohhhh so you a comic now???pic.twitter.com / PgmclArUzN
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When you and the guy you hate from HR are the only unity too soon to the Zoom callpic.twitter.com/R9WI7XYOAE
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mickey mouse what have they done to uhttps://t.co/r9tZqIZ6i1
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i think of , gorgeous toilet , but i think there s one very important bit you ’re still missinghttps://t.co/VXm068WfCk
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😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/cQkwi7moLMpic.twitter.com/PzuzEoyWSS
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30 age ago they were really buying house for the price of a used cable car and then go to college with gym membership money omg i ’m so demented
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why would you pay off $ 2000 dollars a month in economic rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare ?
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my 16 year honest-to-goodness sister just sent this to me , the American education system is in shamblespic.twitter.com/WkTVkIxp4C
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these famous person partnerships are receive out of handpic.twitter.com/yelMte53Wt
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Fun fact : If Celine Dion sing only the vowels in her name , it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm .
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deleting three yr old concert videos that i ’ve never rewatched oncepic.twitter.com/HpLUw3kt2n
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pic.twitter.com/QDCi6NlcvK
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The U.S. House has formally passed the bill to blackball Microsoft Teams next please please please
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my friend is at a fancy wedding in NYC and I perfectly lost my mind at this shrimp luge . so unsettlingpic.twitter.com/1ltuwN0uDp
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i guess we ’ll never knowhttps://t.co/zQ53x60FFs
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pelt gon fall right off the bonehttps://t.co/EithO1srej
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i ’ve adopted the boomer ellipsis … … very comforting … … i see why they do this …… ..
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WHO observe BUILDING site FOR eating place THAT HAVE EVERYTHING BUT THE 60 minutes AND MENU ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ? ? ? I DON’T like THE CHEF ANDY USES MIDWESTERN FLARE
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I have n’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his sixty say to me “ what are you calculate for detective ” 😭 😭
