" revenue enhancement season is so fun . I just click through TurboTax until it tell me it ’s all done . I have no estimation if it ’s right . "
1.Hello, fellow BuzzFeeders! I hope the month of April has been great for you thus far.
Tax season is so fun . I just click through TurboTax until it say me it ’s all done . I have no idea if it ’s right
I know thatmyApril has been made by the hilarious individuals who posted these hysterical tweets. There were some reallyyyyy good ones this month, and I’ve compiled a list from BuzzFeed’s weekly roundups offails,Black Twitter, andviral tweetsfor your enjoyment, so buckle up and prepare to laugh:
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feel sorry for express mirth , feel worse for taking a photograph , but here we are and there it goespic.twitter.com/kMwZETmqBp
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The HOA can suckle my balls , this dude is go on my lawn.pic.twitter.com/LRLk7hHJBp
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I thought it was about to go downpic.twitter.com/WJ0sUEJma4
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little girl on insta move “ 4 whole years with this goof 😍 ❤ ️ 🔥 🥰 😘 ”pic.twitter.com/1gTwPqBNFE
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12yo enounce the can bulge smoke , hold in & this is what we seepic.twitter.com/fd2jkHpnZt
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Yall I went to get an oil modification and the man asked me did I want synthetic rock oil and I articulate “ Why would I need fake oil ? ” Yall why that man count at me like this??pic.twitter.com / GXgrm5kH4u
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Hi I ’m in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it downhttps://t.co/Pxz5IqU8IB
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young node intakepic.twitter.com/TD3aDSagOZ
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ALL THE WFH PEOPLE ONCE ITS ABOVE 70°pic.twitter.com/XFYaA30wiw
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2 kids at Christian church were suppose this wench was theirs .. pic.twitter.com / KHfXBCodhy
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no why ’d my papa bring our tax document in a shein bagpic.twitter.com/zvRpK4Brqr
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from mr . slip your data point to mr . slip your girlpic.twitter.com/kLp8xsrCWs
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I won’t.pic.twitter.com/3AllNOggXQ
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Tired of fast food , hackneyed of cooked food . Bout to sting the bulwark 😂 😂 😂 😂
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you would n’t last an hour in the mental hospital where they call down mepic.twitter.com/VhCu68O9VH
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Thinking about the time I was at my grandma house bussin down a plum and mid bite I was like “ man I really like plums soooo much . I just do n’t sympathize why they make you so itchy ? ? ” Yall she intercept cooking and looked at me like thispic.twitter.com/BVp5Q3jzGR
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Caught my dad sending an absolute unit of a textpic.twitter.com/IVAzI81puh
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i hate when a music director also act in their flick like omfgg you just want it all do n’t you
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my girl stumble and when i asked if she ’s ok she yell “ NO ! ” at me . anyway she just sent me this schoolbook and i love her SO muchpic.twitter.com/kKrLQNIRYR
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who ’s gondola is thispic.twitter.com/suARECebzB
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My 4yo niece : do you have a girlfriend?Me : noNiece : a boyfriend?Me : no[pause]Niece : do you have a friend ? 😭 😭 😭
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i ca n’t believe i get the Key to a Modern house , get a promotion at work and pocket myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how skillful the sims 4 is
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women : a good grounds to not take your married person ’s last name when you get tie is that maybe you and i went to school together and i ’d like to have a little expression at what you ’re up to now
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The sleeping udder my parent sent me to peoples house with at 7 years oldpic.twitter.com/qMlkHGPKh7
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Get me tf out this eating house justly now .. 🤦 🏻 ♂ ️ 😭 💀 pic.twitter.com / f9UWGAuaNE
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Babe pleassseeee wear the snail boots tonightpic.twitter.com/bR8wjsFBHx
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the squeamish , mildest fair sex in the office is on a teams call and has just chuckled and said " you know , i could go off . i could go off . you would n’t like it , but i could go off " and i ’ve never been more scared in my lifespan . i desire her to go off
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my sister found a bar that prints images onto Guinnesses and has been going in and asking for “ Zendaya ’s Big Hat”pic.twitter.com/Sx07IUbPDV
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smoked lamb shank over mushroom lemon risotto w/ asparagus featuring my moms jableclothspic.twitter.com/Sh5c8l9DPM
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one time I see a doc RUNNING in the hospital and I was like omg what ’s the exigency and they were like DIARRHEA and I was like omg who and they were like ME
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Got flagged by airport protection because my son had a Magic 8 Ball in his backpack . Two TSA agents debated whether it was ok . My married man said , “ If only we had a simple way to answer a yes or no question … ” Crickets .
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taking adderall at the beach so i can focalize on slack up and having funpic.twitter.com/MjyyBIyo1a
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They in the end got rid of the covid space decalcomania in my office and now it looks like someone got rapturedpic.twitter.com/85kESL24Eq
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fresh as fuckpic.twitter.com/zkaVCdhVDy
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nipper are so reformist now , I just heard Kid set a biz of house at the park say “ should we have a mom and a dad or two dads ? ” “ Two dads … but one is evil . ”
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considering deleting chirrup and have my ally recap the timeline for me like it ’s the daily paperpic.twitter.com/2jhPYm7tL9
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tickle tickle ticklepic.twitter.com/ZYPFqiMQGU
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It ’s crossing the border , someone secern Greg Abbottpic.twitter.com/UVlTusiTIi
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Do n’t ever have anymore ideas.https://t.co/ipKiizK6uw
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female child wtf do you know about shampoo???pic.twitter.com / ySJOaL8R30
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I went on a first date yesterday . We were discuss remote work , and she spent ten minutes criticizing Microsoft Teams ( I ’ve noted the feedback ) . Then she asked me what I do for work . She did n’t take back a word … A second date is coming shortly because that ’s a existent one .
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My friend ’s Dad does n’t have it away who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as dusty ELMO.pic.twitter.com/BT29ngtKpT
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mannn my grandma know she need a young dish ragtime 😒 got me over here wash dishes wit a lash 😂 pic.twitter.com / yLF0aYEJ6L
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THIS serviceman number TO MY JOB AND CALLED ME RUDE AND inquire ME FOR incorporated NUMBER … I GAVE HIM MY telephone number HE SNATCH THE PAPER OUT MY HAND TALKIN BOUT YOU ARE DONE 😂 NAH BUDDY YOU ARE WHEN U CALL THAT NUMBER AND ITS ME AGAIN 😭 🤣
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Omg look at how they sort Ella ( our cat ) upon inspiration for her spay“Overweight fatty in heat”pic.twitter.com/BSjBi1Rva5
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Wallis Warfield Windsor ? This is Blues Clues manhttps://t.co/Ei2OtIWAO5
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My 5 - year - old differentiate me a schoolhouse ally give him his address so he can go over for play dates . The savoir-faire : pic.twitter.com / mfUjY9OaVN
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should i airdrop this to the fender on my flightpic.twitter.com/KEYzMiPoPv
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Just burned 1600 kilocalorie sample to avoid someone I knew at Walmart .
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10 yr old minor execute the bodega cash register is all play and rum until it ’s notpic.twitter.com/VCRjeTI5vZ
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A view enjoyed just once every 330 years . Humbled to be witnesser to this once in a lifespan reminder of nature ’s awing and eternal beauty.pic.twitter.com/qlBBTN9VO4
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conduct to say “ are you have it off stupid ” forced to say “ wow i ’ve never thought about it like that before ”
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just boob around with debpic.twitter.com/b5TyRs9vTN
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Heard there was an earthquake , reached out to know your safe . This is the 2nd time I felt the basis beneath me shiver since you leave . trust your small brother is doing well with karate classpic.twitter.com/HJ2KybIn9A
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she ’s so blooming funny 😭 pic.twitter.com / Em1SzHvEMd
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I trust this electronic mail find you - Waldo : * slams laptop shut * holy fuck that was penny-pinching
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I detest DoorDashpic.twitter.com/Ewi4JNIrhk
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A madam had her giant poodle blank out the doorway to the coffee berry shop and as I stress to reach for the door she stops me and says , “ oh please do n’t pet the dog she ’s unsure ” and I ’m like noblewoman I ’m getting coffee not petting your weenie and this is the dogpic.twitter.com/iTkSf8kTVo
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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you vocalize athirst as fuck
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Nah this jersey is crazypic.twitter.com/BlYDtfGNEf
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“ you let your Arabian tea catch some Z’s with you ” i ’d let that mf represent me in court
