Oof . That is not good .

If you just had the absolute worst month, just remember…

1.The person whose car just got a stake through the heart:

2.The person who probably should have taken those muffins out a few seconds earlier:

3.The person whose TV was no match for their Winter Candy Apple–scented candle:

4.The person who gambled and lost:

5.The person who’s about to make three new friends:

6.The person who might wanna grab some paper towels:

7.The person who will never, ever forget what this bird did to them:

8.The person who has a slight leak in their home:

9.The person who just got a brand-new 65-inch Flysung OLED:

10.The person who might want to get the heat turned on:

11.The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:

12.The person whose musical taste spans the coasts:

13.The person who had the worst kind of surprise:

14.The person whose drinks shall never be warm again:

15.The person who will never sit down again without looking for a sweet piece of delicious fruit:

16.The person whose mirror is absolutely perfectly placed:

17.The person who’d better be driving a bulldozer:

18.The person who knows that nothing but despair lies beyond this door:

19.The person who left the noddles in juuuuust a tad too long:

20.The person whose strand of hair is now ready to enter the afterlife:

21.The person who experienced a true soy sauce disaster:

22.The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to God:

23.The person who was betrayed by the deodorant they loved the most:

24.The person whose lamp is evidently possessed:

25.The person whose wrist shall never be itched:

26.The person who just made an enemy for life:

27.The person who created a casual death beam in their car:

28.The person who took a wrong turn. A very, very wrong turn:

29.The person whose soup just got a whole lot more cronchy after a glass broke:

30.The person whose cake met an untimely end:

31.The person whose house got the Nosferatu stake-through-the-heart treatment:

32.The person whose cash savings are now experiencing exponential growth (of mold):

33.The person who played way too fast and loose with precious goods:

34.The person whose dad definitely got that little spot out for them:

35.The person who was kind enough to give the gift of dental care to a friendly roach:

36.The person who experienced true devastation:

37.The person who should have brought a pair of Wayfarers onto that plane:

38.The person whose child’s bite is honestly impressive:

39.The person who found out a fun fact about themself today:

40.The person whose coat got a hot, new coat of paint:

41.The person who’d better start telling people Jackson Pollock used to live in their building:

42.The person with perhaps the world’s heaviest candle:

43.The person whose dinner is, quite frankly, all screwed up:

44.The person whose chocolate breakfast will now fortunately ward off any and all vampires:

45.The person whose clothes shall go unwashed:

46.The person who needs to never, ever try to make bread again:

47.The person whose melon was harboring a terrible, terrible secret:

48.The person who experienced this shattering reality:

49.The person who has to play limbo with some fallen power lines every time they leave their house:

50.And the person who must leave their house and never return upon finding this:

A parked car with a large tree branch through the front window

Burnt cupcakes in a pan, with caption, "No, these aren't chocolate cupcakes"

Close-up of a burned-out area of a TV screen in the shape of a flame, with caption, "Someone lit a candle right under the TV"

A person in a car in the middle of a body of water

Three pairs of animal eyes peering from the shadows between attic beams among insulation

A spilled stew or sauce all over a restaurant kitchen floor

A bird's footprints all across a freshly painted porch, with caption, "I hate birds"

Ceiling light fixture on, illuminating a room with visible door at the end and a severely sagging ceiling

"There's a dead fly inside my TV" showing an insect inside a TV screen

Heaped snow on a car's passenger seat, with caption, "I left the sunroof open"

Person reaching for a long, unraveling toilet paper roll in a bathroom

A map in Find My app shows the location of their AirPods Pro at various places around the country

A sofa with uneven paint on walls behind it, where previous owners painted around decor, leaving patches

Refrigerator with an overstuffed ice dispenser, ice spilling out into interior, because person didn't put a tray in

Underwear with a red stain with caption, "I sat on a strawberry"

A hotel bathroom mirror that cuts off the image of a short person

A road completely blocked by excavated dirt, with caption, "The directions did not mention this"

A shut door with water gushing out through the bottom and sides

A pan of burnt noodles that look like wiggly black worms, with caption, "So, I'm a terrible cook"

A tiled floor with a finish that went over a long, thick strand of hair

A broken bottle of soy sauce and its contents all over a kitchen floor

A $14 sandwich that consists of a bun, scant small pieces of meat, and two sad pickle slices

The ball of a roll-on deodorant stuck in the sink hole

A lamp with a translucent shade that shows a bunch of liquid and maybe weird creatures in it

A person whose itchy wrist is covered in bandages

A pan of baked brownies near a window with a missing section, with caption, "A squirrel broke through my window screen and ate some brownies"

Car dashboard with peeling, charred area and caption, "I left a mirror in my car and almost burned down the neighborhood"

Overturned car in a snowy creek with trees in the background

Pot with cooked mixed vegetables on a stovetop with small pieces of glass in it

Overturned cake pan with cake scattered on a patterned floor, next to an open refrigerator with items inside

A tree branch piercing through a ceiling above a gray sofa, near a window with blinds

Moldy cash, including $20 and $100 bills, and a passport in a safe

Pack of cupcakes with multicolored frosting in a clear container on their sides, with the frosting stuck to the top of the container and caption, "I turned too sharply"

Front view of a car with a faded-looking hood, parked in a garage, with caption, "My dad sanded the hood of my car to get rid of rust"

A large cockroach inside an open, heart-shaped plastic container on top of a retainer

Hand holding a half-eaten muffin with a single blueberry inside, with caption, "I guess that's why they call it a blueberry muffin and not a blueberries muffin"

Passenger in an airplane seat in a dimly lit airplane with another very bright screen visible ahead with movie playing

Close-up view of a washing machine's open door, focusing on the rubber seal with a piece torn/bitten out of it, with caption, "My kid bit my washing machine, and now it leaks"

Social media message: "Anyone ever wonder why silence has a sound? It's a quiet wind blowing/high-pitch sound"; response: "OP you have tinnitus"

A person's new jacket splattered with white paint against a metal fence backdrop

Paint splattered on a wooden staircase next to a metal railing

A candle on top of a shattered glass-top stove

Close-up of a slice of pizza with a screw emerging from it

Sliced buttered chocolate muffin with a stick of garlic butter on a white plate next to it

Water heater toppled over onto a washing machine in a narrow laundry room, with dislodged shelves

A vey dense loaf of bread with a thick, cracked crust, dusted with flour, on a wire cooling rack

A halved melon with brownish-green liquid and seeds overflowing onto a countertop

Stovetop with a pan containing chicken cacciatore, covered by a shattered lid

Fallen power lines running slightly above a rural path parallel to a road with grassy areas and bare trees

Stick of butter on a kitchen counter with a huge bite taken out of it