That right there is not the idealistic upshot .

If you just had the absolute worst month, just remember…

1.The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:

2.The person who drove into the one place you should never drive into:

3.The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:

4.The person whose humidifier really put a damper on things:

5.The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:

6.The person who quite literally laundered their money:

7.The person who is going to be cleaning goop out of their oven until the cows come home:

8.The person who had a very rational reaction to seeing an insect:

9.The person who loves all their pets very much, I’m sure:

10.The person who straight-up had a Hanna-Barbera cartoon moment while fishin' down at the crick:

11.The person whose patio table simply ceased to exist:

12.The person who will be using a lint roller on their jeans until the cows come home:

13.The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:

14.The person whose dreams were smashed before their eyes:

15.The person who ordered extra mold on their pizza:

16.The person who learned time’s oldest lesson:

17.The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on:

18.The person whose package has found its eternal resting place:

19.The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:

20.The person whose dryer got a cool new makeover:

21.The person who pretty much got stuck like a character inThe Sims:

22.The person who was betrayed by the pancake they loved the most:

23.The person who just needs a break:

24.The person who left a trail of berry:

25.The person whose rear end is now accepting thoughts and prayers:

26.The person who got a little extra value in their lunch today:

27.The person whose plant is laughing at them from the Great Beyond:

28.The person who was voted “Most Likely to Have to Get a Ring Surgically Removed”:

29.The person who was betrayed by the french fries they loved the most:

30.The person whose ring is lost to the crevices of their bathroom:

31.The person whose shoes just got a fresh new dye job:

32.The person who is about to eat Schrödinger’s chips:

33.The person whose basement is now an in-ground pool:

34.The person who gave their baby the most beautiful name:

35.The person who got a little extra iron in their nutritious serving of hot dogs:

36.The person who got a little extra cronch with their water:

37.The person whose stairs will smell of beef for the rest of all time:

38.The person who was lucky enough to find a friendly little worm in their fruit:

39.The person who might want to turn the volume down:

40.The person who got a fun souvenir from the dentist:

41.The person who just got conked on the head by nature’s wrath:

42.The person whose car is about to be very, very sticky:

43.The person whose house will, at the very least, ward off any and all vampires for the foreseeable future:

44.The person who almost got caught by a fish beyond the grave:

45.The person whose dinner is about to make everyone in a three-block radius sneeze:

46.The person who spilled an absolutely comical amount of paper shreddings:

47.The person whose garlic bread just solved the Lament Configuration:

48.The person whose record just got extra wavy:

49.The person whose headphones look positively delicious:

50.And the person whose sign went more ignored than any sign has ever been ignored:

People on a vehicle standing by a car in the sand

Car driven into an auto service bay

Cracked tablet screen obstructing view with visible reflection of overhead lighting

Two people on a TV screen that has a thick vertical line on it, with caption "Putting the humidifier under the TV was a mistake"

A person's hand holding a smartphone with a shattered screen pierced by a small spear

Shredded US dollar bills scattered on a white surface

A pizza in an oven on a plastic tray that has melted through the oven rack

An oven door is open with shattered glass on the floor

Fresh concrete sidewalk with paw prints; labeled "Dog" near large prints and "Cat" by smaller prints

A fishing pole hanging from a tree branch above a river with trees in the background

Shattered glass scattered around an upright structure on a brick surface, with a rake nearby

A pair of heavily lint-covered pants on a washing machine

"Whoops" with a paintbrush in a paint can

Overturned pan with spilled brownies on a patterned doormat, near a house door

Hand holding slices of pepperoni with visible mold above a pizza pie

Person with a short back and sides haircut that was supposed to be a fade, viewed from the back

A pair of white high-top sneakers with lots of reddish stains are on a patterned floor next to a door

Box completely filling a mailbox slot, visible through an open door

Coffee all over the car seat and the words "Great start to my morning"

Ink marks on the inside of a dryer and the words "pen + dryer ="

A bicycle is stuck sideways between a fence and a wooden railing on a long, narrow porch

A close-up of a beige sofa with pillows and blueberry pieces/stains all over it

Hand holding a grilled cheese sandwich showing a slice of American cheese still in the plastic, with a bite taken out

Carpeted floor with circled blackberry stains on it after person stepped on a berry

Hand holding a square of very thin toilet paper with the fingers of the hand holding it visible through it

Cooked pasta in a container with a wormy insect visible

Overturned plant pot with soil spilled inside a laundry basket and on clothes and the floor

Close-up of a hand with a finger wearing a class ring with a large blue stone that looks very tight, with caption "So, my class ring is stuck"

Kitchen after a fire with extensive damage to cabinets and walls; burnt cookware on the stove, with caption: "I forgot I was heating frying oil"

Bottle of hand soap on a bathroom sink counter next to a wall, with arrow pointing to gap between wall and sink, with caption, "My ring is stuck right here"

Overturned cart with spilled red wine on a garage floor, next to a person's foot wearing a stained sneaker, with caption: "Not only did I drop a bottle of wine, I spilled it over my new white shoes"

An upside-down open bag of chips on a patterned carpet with a few chips visible at the bottom and caption, "Why"

A flooded basement with furniture partially submerged in water with caption, "Someone left the garden hose on"

Birth certificate issued with the name Korn, parents express surprise and humor online

Hand holding a package of mini smoked wieners containing a thick bolt with caption "There's a BOLT in my little hot dogs"

Person holding an empty stainless steel water bottle with a small indentation at the bottom and small, dark dots at the bottom, with caption, "The water bottle I've been drinking from all week apparently had a bunch of ants in it"

Overturned food container with spilled meal on carpeted step with caption, "There go my leftovers"

Liquid with some peach slices and a white squiggly object in a cup, with caption, "Found a worm in my can of peaches after I almost finished it"

Close-up of a person's ear with an earbud deep inside, with caption "My headphone is stuck in my ear"

Person showing a piece of a tooth on a surface, with caption "My root canal filling fell out"

Person holds three large hailstones in their hand with a grassy area and pathway in the background

A car interior with soda spattered all over the front seat, driver's side, steering wheel, and door

A jar of spilled minced garlic on the floor beside an open microwave door

A small hook alongside pieces of fish on a white plate

Pot on stove with tomato sauce and meatballs with a massive amount of black pepper on top

A shredded paper mess on the floor with an overturned shredder and a glimpse of a pet cat

A kitchen oven with an open door, revealing flames engulfing garlic bread inside

A hand holding a damaged, partially melted LP record that was left on a stove

A hand holding a partially opened earbuds container with sweet-and-sour sauce spilled all over them

Sign in a fridge next to a plastic container top missing the bottom that reads, "DO NOT TAKE FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE THAT IS LABELLED WITH SOMEONE ELSES NAME AND NOT YOURS" with caption "Yep, my food got stolen"