That right there is not the idealistic upshot .
If you just had the absolute worst month, just remember…#
1.The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:#
2.The person who drove into the one place you should never drive into:#
3.The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:#
4.The person whose humidifier really put a damper on things:#
5.The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:#
6.The person who quite literally laundered their money:#
7.The person who is going to be cleaning goop out of their oven until the cows come home:#
8.The person who had a very rational reaction to seeing an insect:#
9.The person who loves all their pets very much, I’m sure:#
10.The person who straight-up had a Hanna-Barbera cartoon moment while fishin' down at the crick:#
11.The person whose patio table simply ceased to exist:#
12.The person who will be using a lint roller on their jeans until the cows come home:#
13.The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:#
14.The person whose dreams were smashed before their eyes:#
16.The person who learned time’s oldest lesson:#
17.The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on:#
18.The person whose package has found its eternal resting place:#
19.The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:#
20.The person whose dryer got a cool new makeover:#
21.The person who pretty much got stuck like a character inThe Sims:#
22.The person who was betrayed by the pancake they loved the most:#
23.The person who just needs a break:#
24.The person who left a trail of berry:#
25.The person whose rear end is now accepting thoughts and prayers:#
27.The person whose plant is laughing at them from the Great Beyond:#
28.The person who was voted “Most Likely to Have to Get a Ring Surgically Removed”:#
29.The person who was betrayed by the french fries they loved the most:#
30.The person whose ring is lost to the crevices of their bathroom:#
31.The person whose shoes just got a fresh new dye job:#
32.The person who is about to eat Schrödinger’s chips:#
33.The person whose basement is now an in-ground pool:#
34.The person who gave their baby the most beautiful name:#
37.The person whose stairs will smell of beef for the rest of all time:#
38.The person who was lucky enough to find a friendly little worm in their fruit:#
39.The person who might want to turn the volume down:#
40.The person who got a fun souvenir from the dentist:#
41.The person who just got conked on the head by nature’s wrath:#
42.The person whose car is about to be very, very sticky:#
43.The person whose house will, at the very least, ward off any and all vampires for the foreseeable future:#
44.The person who almost got caught by a fish beyond the grave:#
45.The person whose dinner is about to make everyone in a three-block radius sneeze:#
46.The person who spilled an absolutely comical amount of paper shreddings:#
47.The person whose garlic bread just solved the Lament Configuration:#
49.The person whose headphones look positively delicious:#
50.And the person whose sign went more ignored than any sign has ever been ignored:#

















































