A collection of some of my literal faves from April .
Well, we’re halfway through April.
Because I love to spread joy, here are some of my favorite posts from X from the past few weeks that genuinely made me laugh.
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Just burn 1600 large calorie trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart .
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My mammy : * take me to the Doctor of the Church ’s office*4 year old me : pic.twitter.com / qcFn4d6I2b
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Y’all think libraries bugger off sex den money ? In this economy?pic.twitter.com/4ZfoJVCZb4
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snoopy at the occultation event is wildpic.twitter.com/oTX2q8pjYn
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There comes a prison term in every Millennials life when they realize it ’s time to throw off the Apple boxpic.twitter.com/pm8IKzZ0Bs
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This was never okay. 😒 pic.twitter.com/6qD2uGxxhN
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When new parent tell me their babe ’s dimension what exactly am I speculate to do with this information ?
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How did Jesus take the air out of the grave ?
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the screw was I onhttps://t.co/0P71jQorbk
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she was 26 grouse with 11 year oldspic.twitter.com/faIanapX04
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Welp they last found a way to suck the joy out of coffee so it ’s been fun I guesspic.twitter.com/4YuRlKk8It
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toronto artpic.twitter.com/wkSWYmrb66
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what ’s go on herepic.twitter.com/bbxvZP1gyn
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When I necessitate for my receipt to be emailed instead of printedpic.twitter.com/LDjb8l3IXk
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am i in high spirits or do y all also get wind spongebob screamingpic.twitter.com/Tc0JYZb191
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Ummm They re say uracil ca n’t have swag anymore ( because of woke)pic.twitter.com / dqo38dtUk7
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this is the fastest merch turnaround I ’ve ever see in my lifepic.twitter.com/Y06Pl36g58
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going out of town to see the sum eclipsepic.twitter.com/dc1Cp9RNnK
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Canada geese can be observe statewide . In fact , there ’s probably one watching you right now.pic.twitter.com/Ejloz8NOke
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I love Florida 🤣 🤣 pic.twitter.com/SXWjiuS29N
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well well well . look who came crawling back.pic.twitter.com/AiGrIKLsrr
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Mr krabs toilet paper is a rope?That intend he bugger off roofy cauterize when he wipespic.twitter.com/1py1BzNYKP
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I choose to interpret this as a critique of capitalism and consumerism.pic.twitter.com/o5BiWsdtSy
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Lmaopic.twitter.com/s4OBuLcH8U
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sorry i ca n’t be herpic.twitter.com/aZYd8rT3rh
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One of my in - laws got angry at me last weekend bc I said “ Twitter ” and discipline me at the table and said “ you signify X ? ” I enounce “ Yeah Twitter , same affair ” and he goes “ well it ’s called X now . Call it X.”https://t.co / ExcuPvxU72
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' Not compressed , we suss out ' – NASApic.twitter.com/sh4pEJ6XFC
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babe boomer : I would decease for my country . Millennials : I would die for my Caterpillar . Gen Z : I would break down .
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Beautiful cabin crewpic.twitter.com/Uh1GjVBDwR
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These and Limewire had me sour 40 hr hebdomad afterschool!https://t.co / RcOqbhZrFw
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substance to all Americans : you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASEpic.twitter.com/J6ODOoaNKo
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you could buss a hundredpic.twitter.com/ml71tTXSP9
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why the hell would you package cheese like thispic.twitter.com/9j3z7hQV8o
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I am by no means a domestic goddess but deal to lap a Babybel cheese is a Modern low even for mepic.twitter.com/WtGQuOKnkP
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the ymca has gone wokepic.twitter.com/iwcDfqPOH1
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Me too.pic.twitter.com/47qaMuo0va
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when you call someone and they do n’t answerpic.twitter.com/4kMRngwdja
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This syrup bottle would ✨ as if by magic ✨ discover a style in my bagful I ’ll tell you whathttps://t.co/FdS5XHiYSi
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Your Gallus gallus looks shyhttps://t.co/8o8yZnXQqA
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DONT apply ECLIPSE crank FROM TEMUpic.twitter.com/isprS5kgqd
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booking flight on a phone is sick . that is a laptop activity
42.And lastly…
she looks like she ’s going to correspond finland in eurovisionhttps://t.co/WqlhZtymih
