Yeah , and now I ’m craving some upright one-time - fashioned soil and worms .
Hey y’all, here’s a collection of some posts on the site formerly known as Twitter that gave me a good laugh in the past 40 days…
1.
Ca n’t waitress to tell my married woman I lose the star sign playing Mortal Kombat.pic.twitter.com/9E3IWfpyTQ
2.
Fuck it I just do n’t care any longer what ’s the pointpic.twitter.com/0MZ3U20079
3.
https://t.co/GccCRyv1rcpic.twitter.com/DxtbnYOVQi
4.
u know the rydell high gay were gagging when this gripe designate up to prompic.twitter.com/UV7bUvO4gD
5.
Every time I tread into a kitchen like this I get the urge to nonaged drinkpic.twitter.com/w5zKgjbr5s
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experience bad for laughing , feel worse for taking a photo , but here we are and there it goespic.twitter.com/kMwZETmqBp
8.
Obsessed with the way my girl keep burgers like she just picked up a wounded pigeonpic.twitter.com/JA8vg2hM2o
9.
The Chicago umber shop chain Foxtrot closed every store today without warning and I just watch someone judge to unfold the front door , scan the for good closed note bug to the glass , and then yell " MY detached REWARDS DRINK NOOO " like a Spongebob characterpic.twitter.com/PcZerJBGCU
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11.
who is this diva ! she front like she got teapic.twitter.com/FenZkIpV3S
12.
When I say I gravel ta skedaddlepic.twitter.com/rar4NBA9Ko
13.
i ’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keep doing that i had to make a montage of itpic.twitter.com/ag2qKVL2nD
14.
me when two Trader Joe ’s employees pocket my food market togetherpic.twitter.com/ZwC8elTd3 M
15.
she looks like those girl who lived with their grandma and bust pajamas to schoolhttps://t.co/WGi1EVpxkn
16.
this is literally what dubai looks likehttps://t.co/cD9PGyzaKL
17.
This is a Saw trappic.twitter.com/lROrei5fkm
18.
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alleyhttps://t.co/cgzY8QSxTR
19.
I get my suits from the same placehttps://t.co/ZeIf6PrMqqpic.twitter.com/mjfY4Jciwk
20.
High School students at In - N - Out after promenade : pic.twitter.com/9QspQKgB4e
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22.
when we run out of something put it on the electric refrigerator so we do n’t bury to buy itpic.twitter.com/l72MQG1YJS
23.
it ’s 11 am on cinco de mayo and i am the only patron margaritaville … i thought this was america , step it up folkspic.twitter.com/XHnBI2J8iv
24.
we are mere hours away from the entire tl pretending to have fashion design degreeshttps://t.co/nTW92LiNjM
25.
This was a delicacy as a small Midwestern childpic.twitter.com/t8AV6QXAQA
26.
Dominicus are for reading at a fifth tier levelpic.twitter.com/h0Hkf59NMG
27.
He looks like he ’s an ensemble cast member in a high school product of Guys & Dollshttps://t.co/wWoE5MYPrU
28.
it ’s mirthful how they ’re calling him gay as if being shirtless and acting overly festive is n’t the most straight guy thing everhttps://t.co/E9sFZBijvY
29.
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30.
My nonbinary sibling just forwarded this birthday textual matter they got from our grandma . They’ve been nonbinary for like 8 year , and plainly Grandma ’s takeaway after all that time is , “ Nathan changed his first name to Them.”pic.twitter.com/bmOOZUmS8i
31.
THIS IS SO 😭 😭 # MetGalapic.twitter.com/hazqOsSbl6
32.
my car is fuckedpic.twitter.com/qCL1NHWtHr
33.
profess to not give care Blake Lively is n’t there to pull through the night#MetGalapic.twitter.com / LaJKnWvrmh
34.
“ oy , mista ! you me espresso?”https://t.co/3qJ0wjFKw6
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37.
The Oompa Loompa from the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow has arrived at the#MetGalapic.twitter.com / jKxabjoF6e
38.
“ We ’re returning to office because our troupe culture is so important”The culture : pic.twitter.com/7vTM5U92Z0
39.
When I ’m done with my Chipotle burritopic.twitter.com/QPGznKpOlk
40.And lastly…
not now baby mommy is busy judging the#MetGalalookspic.twitter.com / UbZQTK4ZLZ
