Well , my intellect is bollocks .

1.This is Ruth Malcolmson, the woman who won the 1924 Miss America pageant:

2.There’s a bird that looks JUST like Danny DeVito:

3.This is what a 4,500-pound block of cheese looks like:

4.The world’s verified oldest woman just had a birthday last month:

5.This bad boy is Zach T. Wilcox, owner of the world’s longest beard, in 1922:

6.This is what a piece of the moon and a piece of Mars look like:

7.Slang may just have peaked in the Victorian era:

8.This painting by Leonardo da Vinci is the most expensive painting ever sold:

9.This boat, known asBoomin' Beaver, is apparently the smallest ship in the US Navy:

10.This is what a Twix that hasn’t been dipped in chocolate looks like:

11.This is what a stairwell that doesn’t loop around and only goes in one direction looks like:

12.This right here is a baby platypus, known as a “puggle”:

13.The most points you can get for a word in Scrabble, specifically for the word “oxyphenbutazone,” is 1,778:

14.This is how condoms were tested in the 1930s:

15.You can tell the difference between cheap pasta and expensive pasta bylookingat them:

16.This is the Hoba meteorite, the largest meteorite on Earth:

17.Hammerhead sharks look absolutely terrifying in X-ray form:

18.This is what the inside of a wind turbine blade looks like:

19.Some children’s doctor’s offices put doorknobs up super high on doors so children can’t “escape”:

20.This is what a license plate from Antarctica looks like:

21.And, finally, this proposed design for a “female urinal” looks…not…great:

22.This is what a turtle getting an X-ray looks like:

23.This is the view from the toilet on the 155th floor of the United Arab Emirates' Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world:

24.Hail can be really, really, really big:

25.Entire houses can be moved on the back of a truck:

26.This is what a smoker’s window looks like compared with a nonsmoker’s window:

27.This is what the inside of a walnut tree looks like:

28.The picture, from 1930, shows what the Empire State Building looked like while it was under construction:

29.This 65-foot-tall behemoth is the world’s largest sandcastle, built in Denmark in 2021:

30.Maple leaves…maple leaves can be very, very tiny:

31.This is how big Plymouth Rock is in real life:

32.This is one of the world’s largest offshore gas platforms, the Troll A platform, located in Norway:

33.This particular breed of sheep, known as Hissar or Gissar, is famous for its large, ample buttocks:

34.This is what a completely empty CVS store looks like:

35.See that little hole there? This is what Mount Vesuvius looks like from space:

36.This is what a counterfeit $50 bill (on top) looks like compared with a real one:

37.These are the real-life outfits doctors would wear to treat plague patients in the 1600s:

38.This is what a pineapple that has flowered looks like:

39.This isn’t a big ol' grape. It’s the world’s largest single-celled organism:

40.And finally, every single letter in the alphabet appears in at least one US state…except for the letter “Q”:

Ruth Malcolmson, wearing a Miss Philadelphia sash, sits wearing a long pearl necklace and long, curly hair with pigtails

Seagulls on a pebbled ground, one in the center with a visible crest on its head

Giant wheel of cheddar cheese for sale at $5.99/lb, labeled "THE BIG CHEESE," weighing 4,500 lbs

Maria Branyas Morena's Wikipedia page section with photo and facts including birth date, March 4, 1907, and nationality, Spanish

Man with an extremely long beard standing in a room, next to a draped curtain and ornate furniture

A person's hand holding a speckled square mineral sample above a rough, irregular-shaped black sample

A list of "Sorely missed Victorian slang" phrases on a social media post by Adam Sharp, including "Not up to dick" (unwell), "Got the morbs" (temporary sadness), "Bitch the pot" (pour the tea), and "Tight as a boiled owl" (drunk)

Salvator Mundi painting by da Vinci, with similar style to Mona Lisa

The Boomin' Beaver, a small oval boat, docked

Person holding a caramel biscuit, with another chocolate-covered biscuit in the background

A steep, seemingly endless series of steps leading upward

Close-up of a platypus being held in a pink towel

Scrabble game board showing a variety of words with high-scoring placements, including "oxyphenbutazone" going down and words like "ejaculating" and "awakeners" built off of it

Two workers inspecting a large number of expanded condoms on a factory table

Two pieces of uncooked pasta on a textured surface, with the pasta on the right having a finer, more granulated texture

A man standing on the large meteorite

X-ray of a hammerhead shark, with a very wide skull with eyes at either end

Inside a long, narrowing tunnel with light visible at the far end

A closed wooden door in a room with a whiteboard and examination bed on the right side, with the knob more than halfway up the door

Antarctica license plate, with two letters and two numerals and a penguin in the middle of the plate and "The world's last frontier" slogan

Urinal with a tubular protuberance extending from the center

Turtle with head and limbs sticking out between two flat metal surfaces, looking puzzled

Bathroom with toilet next to floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking expansive view

Hand holding a tennis ball next to a comparably sized piece of hail, showing the large size of the hailstone

An old two-story house is being transported on a large trailer with people sitting on the porch roof on the highway

Two stacked windows with blinds on a brick wall, with the blinds of one window light brown and other white

Man standing next to a forklift holding a large, sliced tree trunk with dark wood

Black-and-white photo of the building with the top floors with scaffolding

An elaborate sandcastle sculpture with intricate details, including doors, windows, and battlements, and a person walking by in the foreground

A tiny red leaf rests in the center of a person's open palm

A large but not enormous rock behind bars, with people looking at it

Offshore drilling platform rising far above the ocean on four towers, with a supply ship nearby

Sheep in a pen with protruding, elongated buttocks

An empty, bare open space without aisles, shelves, checkout, or items for purchase

An arrow pointing to a dot on a landscape

Two US $50 bills, one above the other, with slight design differences

Two people in historical plague-doctor costumes with long robes, long gloves, and beaklike masks that have eye openings and extend to the shoulders

Young pineapple growing among pointy leaves, with purple flowers emerging from its top

Translucent, speckled orb nestled among seafloor vegetation with marine life

Map of the United States of America with each state's name