It ’s the Elkay drinking fountain for me .

There’s a meme on X where people are sharing what they’d buy if they won the lottery and kept it a secret.

Here are some of my favorites…

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if i won the lottery i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/o1uvBRCjfL

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if I acquire the lottery I would n’t assure anyone , but there would be signspic.twitter.com/jC05hNV5rg

3.

If I win the lottery , I would n’t enjoin anyone … but there would be signspic.twitter.com/7qfopl58az

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If I advance the lottery I would n’t tell anyone … but there would be signspic.twitter.com/77kueclva9

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if i succeed the lottery i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signs.pic.twitter.com/K0IejaMPPX

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If I win the lottery I would n’t tell anyone … but there would be signs…pic.twitter.com/4FG1hK0Q7N

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if i win the drawing i would n’t say anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/UqpIoscxfW

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if i make headway the lottery i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signs.pic.twitter.com/Dzk6WrPauK

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if i won the drawing i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signs…pic.twitter.com/9KVhnrThe0

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if I won the drawing I would n’t tell anyone … but there would be signspic.twitter.com/W9eJziNJkH

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If I won the drawing , I would n’t tell anyone . But there would be signspic.twitter.com/q5yvZnIYEN

12.

If I won the drawing , I would n’t secernate anyone — but there would be signspic.twitter.com/UV8sQvU3ca

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If I won the lottery I would n’t tell apart anyone , but there would be signspic.twitter.com/26ttfodagI

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If I won the lottery , I would n’t tell anyone … .. but there would be signspic.twitter.com/oKv6IThvef

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If I won the lottery , I would n’t secernate anyone , but there would definitely be sign … pic.twitter.com/2qh9qmXcjF

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If I win the lottery I would n’t differentiate anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/jajdKwycJy

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If I won the lottery I would n’t secern anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/P8TXSor75l

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if I won the lottery I would n’t tell apart anyone.but there would be signs…pic.twitter.com/31er9w0FjK

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if I succeed the lottery I would n’t tell anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/LGaK8QrYKT

20.

If I won the drawing I would n’t narrate anyone , but there would be signs .. pic.twitter.com / o3XTQmreo9

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If i won the drawing i would n’t tell anyone , but there would be house … pic.twitter.com / SNIfhujZ1w

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if i won the lottery i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/eHMchMVWxS

23.

If I won the drawing I would n’t narrate anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/KNTK0an2UC

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if i won the drawing i would n’t narrate anyone … but there would be signspic.twitter.com/iyjn8B4laA

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If I won the lottery I would n’t differentiate anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/g3MO1OakVe

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I would n’t state anyone if I deliver the goods the drawing but there would be signs … pic.twitter.com / CikPXYaWFV

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if i won the lottery i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signshttps://t.co/m5YY2OYXAI

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I would n’t tell anyone if I gain the lottery , but there would be signs.pic.twitter.com/w8pStlI4hd

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if i gain ground the drawing i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/IyLeFvi3Up

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I would n’t say anyone if I ’d won the drawing . But there would be signs.pic.twitter.com/0cvwopGSjh

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if i won the lottery i would n’t tell anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/MAs8JNRTju

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if i won the lottery i would n’t separate anyone but there would be signshttps://t.co/07oEBv38B4

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if i won the drawing i would n’t tell anyone , but there would be augury …. pic.twitter.com/8zrcsRVHY6

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If I won the lottery I would n’t tell anyone … but there would be signs.pic.twitter.com/Ah4GF0f0Db

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" If I won the lottery I would n’t tell anyone , but there would be signs"pic.twitter.com / tXmVnhHIsW

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If I get ahead the lottery I would n’t tell anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/5IT7lsePMq

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39.And lastly…

if i win the lottery i would n’t severalize anyone but there would be signspic.twitter.com/VhUUtOVvpg

Tweet: User @danstille jokes about subtle signs revealing their lottery win, without direct disclosure

A screenshot of a tweet with a humorous sentiment about winning the lottery, accompanied by a photo of a luxury sports car-shaped waffle maker with waffles

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