You have n’t live on until a customer see you dead in the eye and demand how heavy the 12 inch pizza pie is .

If you have ever worked in the service industry, it’s no secret that one of the absolute worst parts of the job is the wide variety of customers you come across literally EVERY single day.

Here’s proof that customers can be some of, and just might be, the dumbest people on the planet:

1.On pizzas:

2.On pancakes:

3.On fish:

4.On cocktails:

5.On sizing:

6.On blue cheese:

7.On pricing:

8.On doneness:

9.On fine wines:

10.On mozzarella sticks:

11.On wings:

12.On precise amounts:

13.On steak cuts:

14.On fine dining:

15.On shades:

16.On mimosas:

17.On shrimp:

18.On pasta:

19.On those subtle differences

20.On BLTs:

21.On deals:

22.On hardware stores:

23.On seafood:

24.On mixed drinks:

25.On convenience:

26.On gluten free dishes:

27.On eating outside:

28.On Uncle Arnie:

29.On axes:

30.On nachos and burgers:

31.On delicious drinks:

32.On garden salads:

33.On Dunkin Donuts:

34.On mochas:

35.And on flying:

Meme with a man giving a disbelieving look in response to a question about the size of a 12-inch pizza

Social media post sharing a customer service experience with text: "Had the dumbest customer Ever!! He says, 'If I order 2 Pancakes, how many will I get?'" Expressive emojis included

A tweet joking about a customer who asked which fish a filet mignon comes from

A screenshot of a text message joking about a guest misunderstanding a shrimp cocktail as a drink

Tweet showing confusion over someone asking which coffee size is larger, medium or large

Text about a customer not realizing a salad ordered with blue cheese would have mold. Customer asked for a manager

"He didn't buy the item."

Tweet recounting a customer ordering a dozen chicken wings "medium-rare," expressing disbelief

A screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous story about a customer misunderstanding the pronunciation of 'Corkage Fee.'

"A customer asked me what kind of cheese is in our mozzarella sticks… Ummm"

Screenshot of a social media post discussing a humorous exchange about the temperature of boneless wings

The image shows a tweet reading a humorous statement about a silly question regarding a 2-piece meal

Tweet expressing disbelief over a customer not knowing the size difference between a 6oz and 8oz filet

A screenshot of a social media comment where a user jokes about confusing 'lettuce' with 'l'e tu che'

person thinking lighter wiine meant weight

"She was not joking."

A Facebook post sharing a story about a guest who ordered Baked Parmesan Shrimp and later said they were allergic to small shrimp

Tweet  joking about someone asking if pasta salad contains pasta

Social media post mocking a customer's question about portion sizes, humorously stating the obvious difference

Conversation about a BLT, one person is allergic to bacon, implying the food won't be great for them

"Can I still have it?"

"Man, y'all don't know how to treat customers."

A screenshot of a message recounting a story about a guest's reaction to seafood stew ingredients

Text from an online conversation joking about ordering a drink with Tito's vodka at a bar

Twitter post reacting humorously to a typical drive-thru order request

Post sharing a humorous exchange about a guest's gluten allergy and ordering an IPA beer

"Get out."

Facebook post discussing what an Arnold Palmer drink is

customer complaining a knife is too sharp

Facebook post sharing a humorous conversation about not having a kitchen but providing menus to local places

Image of a social media sharing a humorous anecdote about a bartender's literal interpretation of a virgin martini order

A screenshot of a social media post sharing a humorous exchange about a garden salad without cheese

Image about a customer asking if Dunkin' sells donuts

"And he was like no I want a mocha."

"I just replied if we stopped we'd be dead hun"