Sometimes , ya got ta nap .
Once you start college, you’ll learn…
1.Things will fly. Oh, they’ll fly:
every high school day teacher : that shit wo n’t take flight in collegethat doodly-squat in college : 🦅 🛫 🦉 🐝 🦇 🚀 🛸 🚁
2.The tuba will open a lot of doors:
3.8 a.m. is way too early:
4.Post-skip depression is real:
Y’all ever skip course of instruction and then have the post skip class depression ? Like damn i should ’ve just go
5.Assigned seats are a state of mind:
High school : " Assigned seating room is so dumb . “College : " Why is he sit in my seat ? That ’s my seat … I posture there everyday . ”
6.Your group will always betray you:
receive to college . Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people in your mathematical group projection .
7.You will forget something very, very important:
8.Every dollar is well spent:
" How do you describe college?“I’m teaching myself a class that I ’m paying for .
9.You gotta take a nap:
10.You NEED to be specific:
11.Liquor bottles are not a decoration:
to whoever require to see this : throw away your empty liquor bottles , they ’re not interior decoration
12.You’re gonna live in mystery:
13.Your schedule will be super, super tight:
14.Sometimes, you just gotta leave:
Yesterday a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she could n’t have it so she just walked out and never came back and I ca n’t arrest thinking about it
15.Professors are super straight shooters:
16.The smallest things matter:
17.All the Wi-Fi network names in dorms will give you great joy:
18.Nothing bonds two people closer than a late night Google doc rendezvous:
When you see another classmate on the same google doc at 2 ampic.twitter.com/f5ZBFTddBV
19.Someone is always going to be more confused than you:
20.There are two types of professors:
21.Sometimes, a 52 is a-ok:
My first college mental test I got a 68 and actually shout in the classroom . Today I got a 52 on an examination and I read myself out for poulet tenders
22.The unexplainable will happen:
23.Professors will just straight up be on another planet:
our prof was 20 minutes into lecture before realize 1 . he was n’t sharing his slides 2 . he was n’t recording the lecture 3 . he had his electronic computer tone down so he could n’t learn us 4 . was n’t checking the schmooze and 5 . had his phone on silent so the TAs could n’t get ahold of him hahaha
24.It’s way better than middle school:
25.Not everyone finds what they’re looking for:
How do mass discover their individual mate in the first 2 calendar month of college it direct me 4 month just to find the administration edifice
26.It’s the weird people who have it together:
It ’s funny how in in high spirits school we judged everyone but in college you see someone sit past you on a razor scoter put on a Snuggie and it ’s like “ that is a impudent man ”
27.Professors will vary widely:
28.People really don’t care:
a tip for everyone starting their freshman class of college soon : nobody cares about you . did u just trip in front of a few mass ? no one gives a dump . are u lose ? do n’t be afraid to require a random soul . no one cares . about anything . we ’re all numb here .
29.Parking will be your number one enemy:
parent require to terminate encouraging their kids to go to college because there is just not enough parking to go around
30.“Office hours” has a flexible meaning:
31.The most wonderful time of year is also the most stressful:
going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feel like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all truehearted and gets really trying
32.High school numbers don’t matter anymore:
some kid in the library is bragging clamorously about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forget I did and missed the examination and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel
33.Your dreams ain’t comin' true:
The girl next to me is talk on the earphone and say “ my first daylight of classes as a freshman is over , is n’t it disturbed that in just 4 years I ’ll be working at my dream job ” …. should I tell her ?
34.Professors are one of two ways:
half of college professors are like “ you’re able to do it nothing about me except my name ” and the other half are like “ and that ’s why my married woman left me ! anyway what ’s up with y’ all ”
35.And passing is all that really matters:
Me in HS : yeah I ’m involve in 16 cabaret , have a 4.0 and I ’m on 4 sports teamsMe now : so good news , I ’m passing
