Yeah , I do them all too .
People on X are posting some of the “old person” things that they do, and I’m sorry, but you’re probably guilty of a lot of them.
What ’s that “ old person ” things do you do ?
Here are the best ones…
1.Judging parents if their kids aren’t wearing jackets.
Internally judge parents when they do n’t have jackets on their kid in the Fall and Winter.https://t.co/aidyOUevTc
2.Eating Tums like candy.
eat on tums like they ’re candy and go to bed by 9 pmhttps://t.co/NT39uQtBlZ
3.Making loud noises when you get up or sit down.
Make tatty noises when I get up or pose down 😩 😩 😩 https://t.co / prEqgZg3ay
4.Printing your boarding pass.
I still print my boarding walk for flights , just in case.https://t.co/eyx3hoObFo
5.Getting annoyed when the TV is too loud.
Get annoyed when the tv is too loudhttps://t.co/vUge4p8Jjdpic.twitter.com/kJNzYC8j0v
6.Watching the local news.
Watch morning , afternoon , and evening tidings . I Have my favorite place . I also watch ABC World News Tonight and 20/20.https://t.co/82xJA4DP9d
7.Being cold.
It is extremely dusty everywhere alwayshttps://t.co/CGwYtaVTOh
8.Standing outside stores and waiting for them to open up.
stand out-of-door stores waiting on them to afford uphttps://t.co/TMTmTIgexopic.twitter.com/jAtG1VSuGU
9.Using a pill organizer.
haphazardly fret my hips and leg while sitting down . employ a anovulant organiser for my vitamin ( I even have a travel one lol).https://t.co/82xJA4DP9d
10.Using the phrase “Back in my day.”
started enunciate “ back in my day”https://t.co / GixoWLeEec
11.After lunch naps.
After lunch nap really feel some what goodhttps://t.co/SnQDNQAxiLpic.twitter.com/QGxhywEKVk
12.Speakerphone.
Talk with my phone on speakerhttps://t.co/9GIrKIH11j
13.Starting conversations with strangers in public.
i begin conversations with random ppl in public 😭 https://t.co/aET30lAyCS
14.WatchingFamily Feudreligiously.
I ascertain Family Feud everydayhttps://t.co/kg4AcNU1XZ
15.Checking your credit report religiously.
match my credit report and e-mail multiple times a dayhttps://t.co/BXInhEVsig
16.Snapping your fingers when you try to remember something.
Snap my fingers when I m try out to recollect nameshttps://t.co/RrFo6VfzKf
17.Leaving the plastic on things to keep them “new.”
I will plastic on things to keep them new 😅 https://t.co/DmtNIlLkPH
18.Waking up super early without an alarm.
Waking up round 6 - 7am with no alarmhttps://t.co/5aDhb61wSX
19.WatchingJudge Judyevery day.
watch judge Judy & eat soup everydayhttps://t.co/jdUeIn9rSs
20.Saying “What is the world turning into?” whenever you watch the news.
Say " What is this populace turning into " whenever I twist on the newshttps://t.co/mBvQgNzsML
21.Actually laughing at commercials.
one time i express joy at a commercial for laundry detergenthttps://t.co/kkHuT550j3
22.Asking younger people “How’s school?” right after seeing them.
call for all my younger relative how ’s schooltime aright after saying hi.https://t.co/FaZXCq9BQi
23.Wondering why kids aren’t in school when you see them in the middle of the day.
Wonder why those Kid are n’t in school when I see them in the store with their parent during the middle of the twenty-four hours 😂 .https://t.co/LziLpD4j1 gramme
24.Standing in doors and looking outside at nothing.
Stand in the door way and appear outside without rime or reasonhttps://t.co/cDDhsK3kzM
25.Arriving super early to the airport.
Arriving at the airport 3 60 minutes early for domesticated / outside trips and assure the flight itinerary every 20 minute for changeshttps://t.co/VMo5r5h32Q
26.Saying “How do you work this dang thing?”
I say “ how do you work this dang thing ” at least 6x a dayhttps://t.co/aFROXoXBhd
27.Raising your eyebrows and judging people in public when they do weird things.
Raise my eyebrows and smirk when I see something sick in publichttps://t.co/vOly4xzw8V
28.Writing in cursive.
One I do n’t call back about : I love writing in cursive . It eat every time.https://t.co/1f1yWbGUKo
29.Calling everyone by the wrong name.
Call the tyke and dogs the faulty public figure . 😭 https://t.co/NYfcJrr38u
30.Rubbing your legs while rocking back and forth.
Rub my legs while rocking back and fourthhttps://t.co/yAJ1kHtU42
31.Telling servers to “Compliment the chef.”
I assure server to congratulate the chefI do this not just at funny restaurants but also chain ones , like Denny’shttps://t.co / BamYHfw5OU
32.Watching the Weather Channel.
I watch the atmospheric condition channel and call it ‘ supper ’ not dinner most of the tjme the leaning go on I ’m all an old manhttps://t.co/XIUEWgt1ca
33.Extremely early dinners.
dinner party is doltishly early now . you require me on a date that starts at 8 premier we are getting chamomile teahttps://t.co/pnWZyD4z2 guanine
34.Just, like, lots of sighing.
sighing as you ’re sit down is top 5 older people thingshttps://t.co/R97ZEH5tQupic.twitter.com/uCBJgXAREy
35.And lastly, sitting on the porch.
oId people were right sitting on the porch ai n’t so badhttps://t.co/rPh4xkf6H2pic.twitter.com/q7EHetCKzv
