Buddy , I do n’t even have a go at it what I ’m having for dinner tonight .

Pretty much every single human-being on Earth has experienced…

1.The totally rational thought:

2.The most audacious of questions:

The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the center and ask if ur uncommitted 4 months and 13 years from now

3.The nostril closure:

4.The Google of desperation:

Me googling the issue that just called me or else of answeringpic.twitter.com/M52bVb1kR5

5.The lowest point of your life:

chasing after a ping pong ball is so dehumanizing

6.The washing machine anger:

7.The regret:

8.The quick existence check:

I like to walk to my logic gate at the aerodrome to make certain it exists before I get food

9.The eye rub:

do n’t talk to me when i ’m rub my eye i wo n’t hear you 😂

10.The correct way to store your phone:

11.That strange pain:

12.The superiority:

13.The acting performance of the century:

Me dissemble to take something else at the store until the person moves outta the of the stuff and nonsense I actually need

14.The need to make bubbles:

15.The rapid aging:

Website : you must be of legal age to consider this capacity . What year were you wear ?

Me at long time 11 ( playing it safe ): 1753

16.This exact thought growing up:

17.The double and triple check:

me , watching the airplane ’s annex during takeoff … endeavor to image out if those trivial flaps are supposed to be displace like that :

18.The absolute betrayal:

When you carry ur favourite to your room and it walks out

19.The complete loss of trust:

Y’all ever mark how when you misplace the remote you recede trustfulness in everyone ?

“ Are you sitting on the remote ? ”

“ No ”

“ Alright stand up then ”

20.The compulsion to draw this exact sun in the corner of a sheet of paper:

21.The blanket conundrum:

me sweating in bed because I must have a blanket no matter the temperature

22.The fear:

" The tag of my shirt contact my back "

My brain :

23.The attempt to fly under the radar:

24.The most satisfying smack:

25.The relief:

26.The very specific planning:

27.The instantaneous yacking:

y all remember in first form when we were just chillin in course then somebody drop up outta nowhere

28.The pee-er’s dilemma:

Me try out to stay sleepy-eyed when going to the bathroom at 4 am

29.The transformation:

When you finish the glass - cream and start up pick on the wooden stick .

30.The ear opening:

When your ear randomly pops and your hearing of a sudden increases by 50 % .

31.The horror… the horror:

I ’ve been animated 20 class and still have n’t see the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the doorway of the public bathroom you ’re in

32.The struggle of online shopping:

33.The humiliating double-check:

Do you ever pull out out your phone to check the time but you have to do it again because you forget to wait at the clock or am I just stupefied

34.The need to walk around a pool like this:

35.The “I didn’t steal anything” walk:

And the squeal:

Nobody :

My ear randomly : ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

EEEEEEEEEEEEE .

Text: "Humorous personal thought about accidentally having a gun before airport security."

Twitter: @BigQadi

Meme with text about going to bed and two camera lenses representing nostrils

Tweet questioning why a washing machine misrepresents the remaining cycle time

Meme featuring a woman with hand on face, captioned about forgetting reusable bags and agreeing to buy one

Comparison of typical items in left pocket like keys, wallet, and multitool, and right pocket with phone and earphones

Meme with two panels showing a man clutching his chest with discomfort, captioned with swallowing water painfully

Meme with text "Me watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would," featuring a man smirking

meme of someone blowing into a straw and making bubbles in milk

tweet reading remember those days when you missed school and you'd check the time and think they're eating right now

sun with sunglasses

text reading 13 year old me watching tv and not moving a muscle so they don't notice it is past my bedtime

meme about smacking a leaf

Man with hand on head, relieved expression, text about waking up from a nightmare without consequences

Mom says event starts at 3; person plans backward to wake up at 10 to be on time

person not sold on 19 5 star reviews but sold on hundreds of 4 star reviews

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