" Who you callin ' Cootie Queen , you Lint Licker . "
If you’re between the ages of 23 and 45, chances are you’ve seen every one of these commercials about two million times:
1.The commercial that changed the abbreviation game forever:
2.The commercial that will never get out of your head:
3.The commercial that made no sense and the most sense all at the same time:
4.The commercial that dropped that hottest verse on the planet:
5.The commercial with the most unnerving old dude to ever dance:
6.The commercial that made you question whether murdering a snowman was worth it for the soup:
7.The commercial that showed you your future at 3 a.m.:
8.The commercial that showed off the POWER of eyedrops:
9.The commercial that taught you every insult you’ll ever need to know:
10.The commercial with probably the most ’90s jingle in existence:
11.The commercial that’s been stuck in your head for years now:
12.The commercial that made you terrified to smoke weed:
13.The commercial that permanently burned into your brain:
14.The commercial that made you terrified of… these… things:
15.And the other commercial that taught you how to rhyme:
16.The commercial that made iced tea look like a magical potion:
17.The commercial that went WAAAAY over your innocent head:
18.The commercial that played all day long on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network:
19.And the other commercial that seemingly played nonstop on Nick and Cartoon Network:
20.The most successful cough drop commercial in history:
21.The commercial that taught you yet another brand-new insult:
22.The commercial that showed you the perfect time and place for opera: the bus.
23.The commercial that made you NEED a magazine:
24.The commercial that was way too catchy for a soda ad:
25.The commercial with the perfect combination — iced tea and claymation:
26.The commercial that showed a GD odyssey-level epic tale of a ravioli can:
27.And the commercial that blew those other two raps out of the water:
28.The commercial that taught you what the true meaning of “hot” is:
29.The commercial that showed shampoo in its natural habitat:
30.The commercial that proved how selfish owls really are:
31.The commercial that made you really want to be a fruit:
32.The commercial that made you absolutely need to get your hands on some Floam:
33.The commercial that made you want to be a professional dancer:
34.The commercial that was always on at 2 A.M.:
35.The commercial that’s probably the most early-2000s commercial in existence:
