" mass do n’t wish Zelle because they ’d have to present the facts . "
It’s that time of the month again! The time where I share the funniest tweets from the most recent weeks. Please enjoy this month’s selection of amazing Twitter jokes.
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better !
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envisage something funny . Now imagine if it was n’t . Not so rum now is it ?
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Dudes will be like " You did n’t merit to be hurt like that …. you merit to be suffer like THIS "
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Spirit trajectory attendant just said “ and to those of you who say you ’d never fly with us ever again , welcome back ” ☠ ️ 🤡
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I have n’t wear out a trench pelage since a random military man in his 60 articulate to me “ what are you looking for tec ” 😭 😭
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True animation : I hold up tell My Quaker I ’m Not Coming Out Tonightpic.twitter.com/vSEciQxrUw
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Yall : I would n’t care this on my worst enemyMe : pic.twitter.com / qKXnbO5xZ2
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the log truck driver in final goal 2pic.twitter.com/kzbz286jZh
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Being queer add together uppic.twitter.com/9npiInHAt8
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when coworkers start asking about my weekend plan I palpate like I ’m talking to cops
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( on a first date watching her bowl her egg flop into the trough ) hey something just came up i have to leave it was dainty meeting you
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I imagine parents did a stinking job of conveying how much they were blend in through as adults . Because if I knew you was getting disrespect & chevvy all day then maybe I ’d be more eager to de-ice the meat .
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once i see you ca n’t spell , I lose entrance …
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Hate the conception of “ catching up ” like … you just had to be there idgaf
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do nt let them hush up you!!!!!pic.twitter.com / u3lZLI2lsO
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nothing more mortifying than killing the schmoose on a gc .. and sometimes its so bad no one say anything for like 6 hour and ur substance is just .. ride there … i get tremble .
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never let ur job prevent you from acting unemployed
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me on top for ten SEC n that s ithttps://t.co/fE4CHJh2x6
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Job sent out a rejection email 10 seconds after the interview call ended , never been this gagged beforepic.twitter.com/uAuwKOyVbx
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they vote down you in ny if you ’re not poly
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me when i rediscover bread and butter every 3 monthspic.twitter.com/bytdq6rZHN
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pic.twitter.com/httWZD1NWq
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I ’m examine to be on my phone less to sharpen on being on my computer more I hope you understand
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how it feels like to fight the impulse to DOORDASHpic.twitter.com/bhG9SZfFh9
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Just saw someone wearing a shirt that aver “ London , Paris , and New York . ” I love that . Those are some of the biggest cities out there
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this comment on the inside out 2 poster is killing mepic.twitter.com/s25zdBCLfA
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pic.twitter.com/WOloIreR4v
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this web site has broken mepic.twitter.com/kXREO94Qwq
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They appear like they just see her across the dramatics concessions and loved her vibepic.twitter.com/YGj9Q9sgor
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this is what pass to the market computer storage on the weekend sense likepic.twitter.com/U2BjMrwt6Q
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How about you produce some manlike shape benignity
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ppl hate zelle because they ’d have to confront the fact lmao
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grbhb officially got me y’ all after 345 orders refunded i ’m banned :/
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Everything runs out at once . You are knock breathlessly to the undercoat by having to replace laundry detergent . You are out of prickly-seeded spinach . No: .. no you ’re out of hand grievous bodily harm … . Oh my god . I ’m so sorry . You are out of olive oil . When your house of poster brook tall did you feel strong
