" regrettably i do feel guilty over everything for no reason " — @4RIDA

Summer is on its way, and you know what that means: It’s almost time to become one with the cicadas!!!

i ’m gon na unite the cicadas this summer and squall

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me wait on an email : what the hell is taking so long , this is ridiculousme , sending an e-mail : this can believably expect another three weeks or so

2.

people do n’t tip toe through the tulip like they used to .

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i m not certain how many more “ everything happens for a reason”moments i have leave behind in me

4.

hoi polloi that back into parking space do you know we all detest you ?

5.

why must i find everything so deeply ! can i hold out !

6.

' You ’re toast ' is such an odd menace . I ca n’t remember a day where I * would n’t favour * to be a slice of warm , fancy , James Leonard Farmer ’s market sourdough shimmering with salted butter and local honey .

7.

Who prognosticate it repast preparation and not food premeditation

8.

men used to build houses now they text you " hiiii "

9.

There ’s a real lack of gargoyle on buildings here . Let ’s bring that back .

10.

unluckily i do feel guilty over everything for no reason

11.

rewatching my solace show is not enough i need to live in its macrocosm

12.

Taylor Swift writes a 31 song album and I ’m fight to reply to an email at employment for something I ’m a dependent thing expert on .

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passably impressed by how easy I can talk myself into feature a small delicacy and taking a little nap

14.

taylor Dean Swift should write a Song dynasty about someone heating up fish in the microwave oven at work .

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ca n’t tell if i m having a manic episode or if i really should pick up to play the banjo

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You would n’t last an 60 minutes in the institution where I kindle myself

17.

the sluttiest thing a man can have is pretty chocolate-brown eyes peculiarly when the sunshine pip them and they turn honey gold

18.

i hate being projected upon . like i ’m so sweet and cute , how could you use me as a punching bag for your trauma and insecurities . how .

19.

hot girl summertime is out i need to abuse inwardness this summer

20.

Continually blown aside by how operose some the great unwashed will storm for the machine

21.

I wager rebooting feel so good to a computer

22.

I ’m run short to take my excited livelihood ibuprofen now .

23.

Seeing a man ’s script and asking him if he know that letters are n’t hypothecate to look like that

24.

lost another friend today to half endurance contest education

25.

hold up to TJ Maxx . does anyone take any fresh dress and/or gourmet pasta shells ?

26.

when ur having an “ i demand my older sis ” moment but you are the previous sister

27.

she ’s a 10 but she needs you to tell her how obsessed you are w her at least once a daytime ( i m she )

28.

So this just happened : My buzzer rang . I opened the door to detect one of the human being ( half my long time ) who delivered my piece of furniture last hebdomad stand there enunciate , " I stopped to say hello & tell you how beautiful you are . “Next time I buy piece of furniture I ’m call for it be deliver by bear

29.

My hubby is n’t allowed to go to seam without doing his reading ( watching the 25 tiktoks I sent him while I watch him watch them )

30.

i am like the contrary of unreal intelligence . genuine stupidity .

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i ’m just a tender devotee unlearning traumaa S.L.U.T. if you will