" Omw to do the most mortifying thing a miss can do ( apply for caper ) . " — @peelipatloon
Spring has sprung, and you know what that means: seasonal allergies abound!!!
seasonal depression is OUT seasonal allergy are IN
Luckily, we can still giggle through the sniffles thanks to these 30 hilarious tweets from women this week. Make sure to follow all these hilarious ladies on Twitter (or X??? Who even knows anymore).
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queer but not funny how many people i know with disunite parent who had a phase in our teen twelvemonth where we went “ i wanna judge live with my dad ” and then proceeded to have the worst month of our lives
2.
the guy rope singing “ do n’t finish me now ” at karaoke just sang “ 200 degrees that ’s why they call me mr house cat ” and i can feel it tunnel into my grey matter like a parasite
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Omw to do the most humiliating matter a miss can do ( put on for jobs )
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Bro I have to habituate a controlled substance just to fold my laundry.https://t.co/n9SN6veTCZ
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My company ’s solution to low team spirit has been to place a " well vibes only " sign in the fracture elbow room . I have a go at it bodied America . The slaphappy goose in the pond .
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I was at a craft fair yesterday and I overheard a man say to his wife in a tone that bring no less than 6 emotion , Please no more potholder .
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Feeling emotional , almost to the point of tears , about this photo in a Northern California flatulence stationpic.twitter.com/rlecQ200PI
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My pet part of the Twilight movies is when Bella ’s body undergo all the lamia yaasifications and among them is a subtle yet limit shimmer smokey centre attend … how did the vampire magic find out this eyeshadow tutorial … the blend in work is masterfulpic.twitter.com/OR4gzyybXS
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Me to myself in the mirror in the cockcrow : you could do hard thingsMe to myself when I encounter the smallest inconvenience : well fuck
10.
“ lease ’s go girls , ” she jeopardize
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missy on insta going “ 4 whole age with this goof 😍 ❤ ️ 🔥 🥰 😘 ”pic.twitter.com/1gTwPqBNFE
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security measures question ass tweethttps://t.co/vBWbqllcvK
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these are the text I post for workpic.twitter.com/glDk0BwZCJ
14.
When will it be Princess Diana cycling shorts , big sweatshirt , sport socks and trainers atmospheric condition
15.
multitude will be like “ ew putting your suitcase on your bottom is the most repellent thing you could do ” and it ’s like no . not me . i ’m capable of much more disgusting thing
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was go to take dating seriously this year and was like “ I ’m going to go on a minimum one date a month ” but instead I might simply consolidate them all and go on all 12 date on one day in November or something
17.
Adulthood is just resetting countersign until you snuff it .
18.
wild how the very first sine was a char who ate
19.
Not to get too political , but it would be nice if thing would kibosh get speculative in literally every way .
20.
[ homeschooling]me : what is 345 minus 127?daughter : 218me : * fulfil out tax form * thanks
21.
i have the opposite of fomo like entrust me out of all of your plans please .
22.
I ’ve shenanned before … and I ’ll shenanigan
23.
My birthstone is a clump of sharp cheddar cheese cheeseflower
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i am a hater first and a beautiful beautiful woman second
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It ’s promiscuous to omit a man ’s luggage when your head-on lobe is still at average rarehttps://t.co/CJZcW0trnu
27.
booked us a resy at the Rainforest Cafe . wear something slutty
28.
Girl , whatever you ’re going through right now , as long as you ’re not pregnant , you ’re gon na be okay
29.
genus Mya looking direct at the camera like our Jim Halpert of comedic timing#PumpRules#VanderpumpRulespic.twitter.com / XgBhTZ37r9
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charwoman : a good reason to not take your mate ’s last name when you get married is that possibly you and i fit to school together and i ’d like to have a little look at what you ’re up to now
