" hear there was an earthquake , give out to make out you ’re safe . This is the second time I felt the undercoat beneath me milk shake since you left . "
Happy second week of April, my fellow BuzzFeeders! There’s so much happening on the funniest corner of the internet this week, including a solar eclipse!?
tomorrow is for THEM!!!!pic.twitter.com / GkOLYrLbv0
We’re lucky to have good ol' Black Twitter to keep the laughs going. You know, I had to scour the timeline to find the funniest tweets from the past week, so let’s get into it:
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They done put the church building music behind Dawn ’s language on Facebook y all and now I FEEL A terpsichore IN MY SPIRIT ! I ’m about to run a LAP AGAIN 🙌 🏽 🙌 🏽 🙌 🏽pic.twitter.com / KuSpYf8zz3
2.
Sorry for your losshttps://t.co/zdxoty9NUQ
3.
these ai n’t french tips , they russian advicehttps://t.co/i9iXKhdwBp
4.
Tryna verify Lil Cuh Look Like Me 😂 😂 😂 😂 😮 💨 pic.twitter.com / CgKfZ4V945
5.
Oh she know her styler did that 🫶🏾https://t.co / RHOnvAi7xS
6.
get wind there was an earthquake , reached out to know your good . This is the second clip I feel the ground beneath me milk shake since you left . trust your piddling brother is doing well with karate classpic.twitter.com/HJ2KybIn9A
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Imagine getting a ancestry up during the earthquake , now ya shit fucked up .
8.
Dudes In 2005 🤣 pic.twitter.com/p81QTdo6px
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Yall posting keys i m carry that first trash handbag under the sink in my cribpic.twitter.com/PFPqO8Kg7s
10.
Balloon give up w black people really be funny when that one balloon get stuck in a tree or sumn and everybody swear the person does n’t want to go away us 😂 😂
11.
My big sis is the head of HR at a heavy company . She also has two kids under two . Today I took her to lunch and as she walked towards me from her office , she took off her wigging . Scratched her twist underneath . And put it back on . In broad day .
12.
the way megan trainor in a flash moved out the way for beyoncé djdjdj LMAOOO ICONIC 😭 😭 😭 pic.twitter.com / B0ElXWqUCA
13.
I put Kieth Lee as my name on DoorDashpic.twitter.com/YFcJp5M0pN
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This was hard to watch but funny as hell 💀 https://t.co/MkaQhsw6fTpic.twitter.com/8cfPbckFo9
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https://t.co/LzRVYzzlpUpic.twitter.com/XqRRmoOIZM
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Nobody : JR from my wife and shaver : pic.twitter.com / hRhRTru6FO
17.
I am reminded of when my little brother was 5 years old and we let him order for himself at Subway . They asked what type of cheese ( Swiss , provolone , American ? ) and he replied African American cheese .
18.
Me obtain ready to oppose Angel Reese in the WNBA 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/M6YlMKZ7Qx
19.
this coif is call the Kitty Formanpic.twitter.com/myYuEBhSUS
20.
Eric Adams about to send 500,000 cops to the earth ’s pith .
21.
Black women.https://t.co/cPuVwXF4 pappa
22.
“ i ’m not let the cat out of the bag to nobody today ” & be jest out at breakfast 😂 😂 😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/Mfqr41NeL2
23.
Disney really say “ oh , y’ all ai n’t like Black Ariel ? ? ? Now they ALL Black . ”https://t.co/0WskFGHkBG
24.
Using a 2 K screenshot is absolutely insanehttps://t.co/3Hbi149m6N
25.
Beyoncé involve to go paying some eyeshade around this medium frequency since she wanna tour of duty so bad WHERE AM I choke GET THE MONEY FROM HORSE LADY ? ? ? ?
26.
You ’re better than me = you stupid afhttps://t.co/mRnaFDuYt0
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I ai n’t nevaaaa go through nobody season no damn laundrypic.twitter.com/DW6oPFCl6J
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Damn That s sick = Wrap This asshole Up 💀 💀 😭 😂 😭 😭 https://t.co/4QP6dCvzkC
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Damn April how many showers do you need ?
