" I already know i m a have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED . " — @niccoyat
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Sadly, this version is digitized, but hopefully, it saves you time from scrolling for all the funny tweets from the week! Let’s get right into ‘em:
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My coworkers have a inveterate gossiping problem and today they decide that I would be the topic of discussion 😃 . What a bounteous error because alas for them , I was behind the door and I ’ve been waitress for this day LMAOOOO .
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ymao ( yip my ass off )
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bust to have the best sleep of my lifepic.twitter.com/O1EcUIW6hd
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Five year plan ? I just arouse up every mean solar day and see what the vibraphone are .
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If you feel like your living is bad just remember you ’re not on LinkedIn make posts that start with " I ’m Deloitted to announce … "
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I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job gap and when he was call for what he would contribute to the team he said “ plausibly snacks ”
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Do celebrities get looseness ? Ca n’t guess Zendaya experiencing what I ’m going through decent now
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they were capture in the way of her having a sugar pa so i understandhttps://t.co/r9cA1bZW7E
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And ? They deserve ithttps://t.co/cGcyj4eS8h
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gossip girl is the staring background signal show when ur home alone bc it ’s like ok there are missy gossiping here . i ’m secure
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I be sitting at a stripe cerebrate I calculate like a spoiled bitch whole time I ’m hunch over my back
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it is horrible when your natal day is over like now i ’m just a civilian
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I already have intercourse i m a have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED .
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coon bear have Brobdingnagian tooth , collation force of a lion , gigantic sharp-worded claws , and the posture of any other bear . yet they choose to be silly . the power in that .
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Lost my Thesaurus . Gutted . Really gutted . Like dead gutted .
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So I had this mind for hamburgers in the form of hotdog . I did n’t recollect it all the direction through , clearly.pic.twitter.com/SHwst7YUJp
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Millennials train for the 37th once in a lifetime case in the last 5 yearspic.twitter.com/k9LoUwrXBZ
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not the meteor just gain 😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/52G5Cu11pJ
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I opine the funniest shit ever is when you heat up a snoring person and say them “ You got ta stop . ” like they can hold it . 😭
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this is like if the president stopped decease to the white househttps://t.co/Yt7gOVhsoE
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me driving the idgaf buspic.twitter.com/g5lYUp1fva
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me driving : “ rush up ! acting like y all never seen an accident before”me when it ’s my turn to take care : pic.twitter.com / AEpekmdb0u
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me at 3 am hold certain the sight of apparel on my professorship is not a person : pic.twitter.com/56vIEQI7Xq
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me when i see another mesa get their sizzling fajitaspic.twitter.com/AEpekmdb0u
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