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Good morning/afternoon/evening, wherever you are! FromNY’s “devastating” earthquaketo theeclipse, this past week has been jam-packed with funny moments.
More motion-picture show of the devastation#NYCEarthquake2024#onthescenepic.twitter.com/4OpMX5uWsA
The earthquake and eclipse filled my timeline for most of the week, but I still managed to find many funny tweets in between the chaos. So, let’s get into ‘em all:
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A view enjoyed just once every 330 years . Humbled to be watcher to this once in a lifetime reminder of nature ’s awesome and eonian beauty.pic.twitter.com/qlBBTN9VO4
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Sorry I did n’t text back ! I really ensure your text edition .025 seconds after you get off it but I did n’t want to respond immediately and seem like a full unsuccessful person whose whole life is being glue to her earpiece so I decide to expect and then dark occupy me and I strayed out of intellection and time
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( respond to a friend who just said something madly stupid ) that s fair
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take over to say “ are you have a go at it unintelligent ” forced to say “ wow i ’ve never thought about it like that before ”
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Helppic.twitter.com/lRliSXTZSk
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them : this is not a laughing matterme : pic.twitter.com/4UReEjss9L
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smoke lamb shank over mushroom maize risotto w/ asparagus featuring my moms jableclothspic.twitter.com/Sh5c8l9DPM
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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you vocalize hungry as screw
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she ’s so fucking funny 😭 pic.twitter.com / Em1SzHvEMd
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finally find a consumption for this idiotpic.twitter.com/QYLNbupMY7
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“ you let your cat sleep with you ” i ’d let that mf present me in court
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there was a furry in the club last night and he attract his mask off and my friends all heave together because he was the hot man there
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This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest matter I ’ve ever seen . I laughed so severely in the store I had to purchase itpic.twitter.com/XcsKgHcgHE
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$ 20 used to mean something
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novel inflation index just droppedpic.twitter.com/RngUhxq4rn
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I would turn my railway car on for clean noise to help me sleephttps://t.co/g4oHUTZ2Dw
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You ’re dating Manny from Modern Familyhttps://t.co/QMTSz6v2DH
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They should fly it like this and allow everyone scat aroundhttps://t.co/NqiOK9BOaR
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since these are n’t dependable to flee any longer we should take the seats out and make them into clubshttps://t.co/jgTP7qq2QY
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I detest DoorDashpic.twitter.com/Ewi4JNIrhk
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A peeress had her gargantuan poodle blocking the room access to the coffee shop and as I assay to make for the doorway she stops me and says , “ oh please do n’t pet the hound she ’s shy ” and I ’m like lady I ’m get down coffee not pet your dog and this is the dogpic.twitter.com/iTkSf8kTVo
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And lastly:
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omg find oneself ithttps://t.co/POlOliSeDypic.twitter.com/c8QhJVMGcJ
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