Someone really thought that food could n’t be vegan if it had protein in it .

1.This person who misunderstood what “theory” could mean:

2.This person who didn’t know geography that well:

3.This person who didn’t quite get irony:

4.These people who commented on Facebook to give someone medical advice:

5.This person who tried giving someone suggestions for their wedding:

6.This person who shared tips for a recipe:

7.This person who shared this story and thought their child would be the one who sounded unreasonable:

8.This person who announced their parenting style:

9.This person who claimed a nurse had to “suction the vein” to withdraw blood:

10.This person who must’ve never seen “first and foremost” written out:

11.This person who thought that cereal wasn’t vegan if it had protein in it:

12.This person who got this expression wrong their whole life:

13.This person who claimed the sun isn’t real:

14.This person who thought “parachute” was three words:

15.This person who should never enter a spelling bee:

16.This person who insisted that “crochet” and “knit” were synonyms:

17.This person who was against toothpaste:

18.These people who assumed that honey must actually be really good for babies if the FDA advised parents against it:

19.This person who could not do math to save their life:

20.This person who knew they said something off:

21.This person who explained why infidelity is good for couples:

22.This person who had no idea how biology worked:

23.This person who got too deep into conspiracy theories:

24.This person who didn’t understand how cheese was made:

25.This person who was doing too much when they went out to eat:

26.And lastly, this person who didn’t believe…in planes:

Comment misunderstanding 'theory' in science, equating it with a lack of evidence

Screenshot of a social media exchange with comments on national identity, with some users corrected and others expressing offense

Ice cream truck with "Eat The Rich" slogan, internet users comment on the irony of expensive popsicles

Screenshot of a social media conversation where individuals discuss remedies for a husband's leg injury, with suggestions for alternative medicine

Comment suggests making a bangle from a gold band for a partner's wedding day rather than a chain

Social media screenshot of a humorous exchange where someone confuses 'aioli' with 'areola'

Screen capture of a social media post where a parent humorously complains about their teen being mad for turning down the volume due to wine-induced singing

Text on a red background: It's not a parent's job to make their child respectful; it reflects the other's energy and boundaries, and is a chance for the latter to improve

Social media screenshot with a post about a misspoken phrase, where a nurse said "suction what now" instead of the intended words

"First informals the meat…"

"This cereal isn't vegan. It has protein"

"caught me off god"

"The Sun hasn't been invented yet."

"he gave him a pair of shoot told…"

"2 unromantic plutonic friends"

"the term crochet and knit mean the same thing"

"If you sustained yourself with natural food and didn't brush your teeth you'd be completely fine with some bad breath."

"Why can't you give a baby under a year honey?"

"9 out of 10 is the same thing as 19 out of 20, dunce"

"something told me I was wrong"

"Cheating makes marriages stronger"

"It then enters your bloodstream and collects in your brain and spine."

"How did Hollywood know what the world looked like before NASA"

"you don't kill a cow to make cheese"

"Always ask for a cup of hot water before ordering at restaurants"

Summarized screenshot of a social media comment speculating on technology and dismissing airplanes, referencing holograms and government secrets