" The NBA should have jeans Nox . I wanna see how honorable they play in jeans . " — @calebsynan
Hello, world! I hope April treated you well — and if not, well, April showers bring May flowers? And, if you’re in need of a pick-me-up, I scoured the pits, corners, and crevices of Twitter for all the funniest moments from the last week.
Perusual, they were wonderful, funny, and ridiculous. And now, here they are for you to enjoy:
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I ’m on a flight in US and an erstwhile lady has caused mental confusion , hilarity and then astonishment as the gang gestate her to be an infant . She is actually 101 and the estimator ca n’t deal an historic period that gamey so just put her down as a 1 year old on the manifest . She express joy it off . Legend .
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my landlord has such a beautiful mind ❤ ️pic.twitter.com/tZiRpeD1zp
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we been pick up " boys will be boy " since we started walk on this ground . You ’ll be alright . Suck it up bubbahttps://t.co/76lhomxUwD
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eminent school food here is awe-inspiring . has n’t changed a bit . No other time or situation where you ’d House wimp fly a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and unripened goop all in under half an time of day . And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach.https://t.co/xVmD1Y7Ry8
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imagine go through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting in 7 minuteshttps://t.co/CHeQ1lNoFa
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Me at McDonald ’s , age 4https://t.co/kJU6HcnV8Y
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The NBA should have jean night . I wanna see how good they play in denim
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another shuddery story from creepy dot orghttps://t.co/sEL5WSUXb9
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I ’ve officially reschedule my marriage to 2026 … such a unmanageable decision but it ’s for the best due to due my agenda and the current clime . It will also give me more meter to find the person I ’m marry so I guess it works out .
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grabbing dinner w ur friend is like omg these Christopher Fry r epos . also I cried myself to slumber last night . Can u take place the ketchup . You wo n’t believe who ’s crawled back into my dm . Are are you down to try this Modern dapple tom turkey ? I hate him . The weather was so nice today
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every single time i use my oven my i remember that history of the girl being over at a guy ’s house and him bake something for her and saving “ i hate this part ” before bond his bare hands in to pull it out
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Ticketmaster be like : Concert ticket : $ 50Venue fee : $ 26.10Access fee : $ 14.28Paperless transaction fee : $ 7.23Convenience fee : $ 17.24Fee fee : 6.23Fee Fi Fo Fum fee : $ 9.23Because we can fee : $ 8.12Another dollar wo n’t hurt fee : $ 1
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Hey friends . I ’m okay but a little shaken up . This morning , my car started spin in circles before coming to an abrupt stop in the eye of the road . When I got out to see what befall , I found this.pic.twitter.com/uAxSL2noSQ
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one of the funniest tweet on this apppic.twitter.com/ZnW0WJoXub
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Doctor : your body has run out of magnesiumMe : 0 mg
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i thought it was bouta go down 😭 pic.twitter.com/Xo3bU4zB2a
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feel bad for laughing , feel bad for taking a photo , but here we are and there it goespic.twitter.com/kMwZETmqBp
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who ’s gondola is thispic.twitter.com/suARECebzB
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My employee just told me he loved me while getting off the phone 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 it drive so damn quiet . Then he apologized and was like “ I just beget off the phone with my married woman … please do n’t send me to 60 minutes ” 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Noticed that my cola was looking particularly crispy at dinner tonight , so I took some metre to try and fascinate the everlasting exposure despite the condescension it elicited from my fellow traveler at the tabular array . The life-time of an artist is a lonely one.pic.twitter.com/yKvIHFwqzF
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When a cat runs to the fridge every time it unfold , a preindication is necessarypic.twitter.com/iNOgZBquom
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My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and require money and at the end they said a bank check would be fine and she said “ And who should I make it out to , since you ’re obviously not Aaron ” and they pay heed up on her . What a caption .
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his bob got so much movement 😭 😭 😭 https://t.co/PsMDC0ZIOV
That’s a wrap for this month, folks! See ya in May, and don’t forget to shoot these creators a follow if they made you laugh. If you’re looking for more tweets to keep ya going, there’s plenty more in our previous roundups:
I Ca n’t Help But Cackle At These 29 Funny Little Tweets From The hebdomad
28 Funny Tweets From The Week Because Life ’s But One Verrrry Funny Joke
