" Being a child must be scary , guess catch some Z’s at home plate & you wake up at TJMAXX . "
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
If you care these tweets , make certain to give these users a follow for more comical substance !
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ground the most incredible span of vintage blue jean at the thrift memory board today and then turned them around to see … thispic.twitter.com/RZFJH36pMX
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Being a babe must be scarey , suppose kip at household & you wake up at TJMAXX
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reject horrifying people on flexible joint after they transmit a queer initiative messagepic.twitter.com/YssxqRDnAH
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lmfaooooo they over here tell apart him how to catch a vibration i m cryinghttps://t.co/se7fMtxGfL
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millennian cave drawingshttps://t.co/1fPC3822NE
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how I look at the person I ’m insanely in love life withpic.twitter.com/TiqHtbzGj4
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You re in his dms i m bonk up the youtube algorithm on his tv .
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“ how did you chance that out?”me : pic.twitter.com / DBSZciQG6y
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told oomf i ’m a people pleaser and he said “ name three masses that are in reality pleased with you”pic.twitter.com/YDCCxzT55N
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Ice spicery rap like she ’s yelling at a drive thru speaker
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whenever i tell somebody psychedelics scare me they be like “ you ’re frightened of your own mind ? “ bitch i am insane
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shoutout to the regular army recruiter who anticipate me when i was 17 to join the army and when i say i could nt because men yelling at me and making me call them sir made me horny he say " that ’s fine ? ? ? would nt that think you want to link up MORE ? ? ? ? " i think about him all the time
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mickey mouse pull up for his geological fault at disney macrocosm : https://t.co/9nzVZcm4dY
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I hate this combover . He look like a newborn unclehttps://t.co/UoN2fybxzj
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i think about this tweet so oftenhttps://t.co/eFEpvqcbnl
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Did so well in a problem interview today that it actually made me reverence I ’m a psychopath . I was reading all of her sign and vibe and mirror them to her and then building on them and pathologizing them too . We express mirth we holler we had many Epiphany . I credibly wo n’t get the job
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i ca nt picture out which one is the gay person and which one is the english teacherhttps://t.co/R9rjQzx75 m
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Me & my coworkers be walk past each other all day just articulate " I m ready to go home "
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https://t.co/khz1pdIJ8Wpic.twitter.com/N0FpbEWMwG
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FIVE DAYS TO BRIDGERTON SEASON THREE!!!!!pic.twitter.com/5nPqvk4SMK
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Manager , at the closing of our stave meeting : " Does anyone else have anything for us to discuss?“Coworker ( 60 + year old valet de chambre ): " Yes , I just wanted to ask Abby if she is going to be dying her hair orange again or if thing have settle down in her personal life ? "
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so it appears as if I prescribe airpods while I was drunk the other nightpic.twitter.com/rW4XaSlWkb
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resolve to get uphttps://t.co/NDHfgqW2Hx
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I would have turned the sun off but that ’s just mehttps://t.co/19jpgmlcta
