" pitch-black people will put Comet in the bath and take the air away like it ’s seasoning . "
We’re back to Monday, folks, and daylight saving is in full swing (thank goodness)!
Nobody : Black people : It woulda been 3:06 right on now .
Black Twitter still remains the funniest corner of the internet, so here’s a list of the most hilarious Black tweets on my timeline this week, enjoy!
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Nobody : Black moms : pic.twitter.com/GDOdmRwaNw
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guy wire . One white womans toddler was screaming & pass over in the buggy refusing to sit down … how can one black woman next to me give her one look and say ‘ sit down down now ’ and the child sat down silently . 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
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This is who take to guest star topology on Abbott Elementarypic.twitter.com/mypT8NJiHa
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nick cannonhttps://t.co/QBWXXelIvp
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🎯 pic.twitter.com/ZUahYkHnr0
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my momma fit stop sign me up for stuff at the church , she done told these folks i ’ll play a crackhead in the easter program……….why is there a crackhead in the easter programme ? ? ? ? ?
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they stupid as infernal region on tht app 😭 😭 talm bout some titayanna “ TikTok ” Williamspic.twitter.com/RPUhsAcTd8
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I ’m not joking when I say you need to be put on a watchlist . Why you took it ’s clothes off??https://t.co / eZhAWkuDqQ
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It ’s true.pic.twitter.com/Sv3HVHWNck
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The agency Halle looked at Chloe shasjejjajsjs-https://t.co/uLmiuBDNxS
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i can still listen the talk my mommy cave in me when she spend $ 84 on thishttps://t.co/9AJXbXELPs
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i will never forget this present moment 💀 https://t.co/2FtszwTcXH
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If Tik Tok is so dangerous , why the President get one ?
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I ca n’t expect to use thishttps://t.co/F1CGkClklNpic.twitter.com/sQOLlgkGEZ
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Imagine missing out on a closet full of birkins for a viral moment … sighhhhttps://t.co/U6SeV17ovp
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black people soooo unserious like wdym the company starts at 7 and it ’s 7:30 and it ’s still getting put up
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I do it disastrous Southerner baddd . I was at Kroger yesterday and this noblewoman tapped my shoulder and said lemme show you some . She take me to the collards and was like “ look at these blue ass super C ” they was minor affff . I said lemme put my unbalanced voice on . I state THAT IS RIDICULOUS
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oh ok , lol.pic.twitter.com/zZyCTZJO2Z
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Cuh asked for no muddle too 😭 .. pic.twitter.com/cUvQdCVaom
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conceive of count $ 240 super acid by hired man for a bank and they fire you because you know Darnell 😂 😂 😒 #setitoffpic.twitter.com / Naf3QbMbkO
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https://t.co/36FkSEN8xepic.twitter.com/vMqQXyWJLe
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Somebody take to differentiate Floyd we understood he was copious 400 videos agohttps://t.co/8u8UBb4T0q
