Now , that ai n’t great at all .
If you just had the absolute worst day, just remember…
1.The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:
2.The person who drove into the one place you should never drive into:
3.The person who just got conked on the head by nature’s wrath:
4.The person who had a very rational reaction to seeing an insect:
5.The person who loves all their pets very much, I’m sure:
6.The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:
7.The person who quite literally laundered their money:
8.The person who lived the Italian nightmare:
9.The person whose car is about to be very, very sticky:
10.The person who is going to be cleaning goop out of their oven until the cows come home:
11.The person who just needs a break:
12.The person whose house will, at the very least, ward off any and all vampires for the foreseeable future:
13.The person who almost got caught by a fish beyond the grave:
14.The person whose dinner is about to make everyone in a three-block radius sneeze:
15.The person who spilled an absolutely comical amount of paper shreddings:
16.The person whose garlic bread just solved the Lament Configuration:
17.The person whose record just got extra wavy:
18.The person who’s about to go bobbing for mascara:
19.And the person whose headphones look positively delicious:
