Yeeeeeesh .
If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember…
1.The person who learned a valuable lesson about trunk space:
2.The person who had the best view in the house:
3.The person who’s going to have to pull a dang Sir Edmund Hillary maneuver to get that remote:
4.The person who experienced true tragedy:
5.The person who gave their walkie talkie a nice, fresh coat of paint:
6.The person whose gums shall itch no more:
7.The person whose house got a stake through its heart:
8.The person who might have just received the most bent envelope of all time:
9.The person with the world’s saddest soup:
10.The person whose phone shall remain forever locked:
11.The person who pulled the old “soy sauce instead of maple syrup” switcheroo:
12.The person whose fridge is currently spawning several new species:
13.The person whose biscuits have been absolutely immolated:
14.The person who had a friendly bird say hello during their work day:
15.The person whose bacon has been to hell and back:
16.The person whose sneeze is about to be absolutely biblical:
17.The person whose coffee had a little extra flavor:
18.The person whose computer experienced flight:
19.And the person who’s eating what many are calling “Italian oatmeal”:
