" Bone Malus pumila tea " was just the beginning .

1.My brain flipped inside out after reading this.

2.Ironically, if the marriage was constipated then it probably wasn’t consummated.

3.That’s when you get cancelled and you transform into a giant bird.

4.“Please certify that you have been satisfied. Sign here.”

5.Well, my bouche is amused.

6.Not only did they butcher the spelling of “tsunami,” but it looks like they probably actually meant “deluge.” A double whammy!

7.What about a half law?

8.For what it’s worth, I would accept this new idiom.

9.I hereby for big this person from posting.

10.When Pinocchio’s nose grows, call that a wooden surprise.

11.You just gotta reframe your thinking.

12.Honestly, I hope they meant bad mitten shoes. I wanna see those.

13.Yeah, I hate it when the air has too much tree Paul and.

14.Good, the reaper has a very bony butt and he might need a nice cushion to sit on.

15.I’m not gonna sugar code it: This is completely incorrect.

16.Soak AND wet???

17.I wouldn’t either.

18.And finally: Isn’t it hard to type with big scary paws?

Two user comments in a chat; one complains about the server's quality, followed by a confused response

Screenshot of a mobile device showing a conversation thread from a social media platform with users discussing the interpretation of a marriage law

Screenshot of a social media post with a pun, user fears sharing opinions and getting "ostrich sized" instead of ostracized

Person in obscured photo with text "How do y'all deal with someone who doesn't satisfy you in bed?"

Image of a text story about a dining experience involving confusion over the term "moose bouse."

Screenshot of a messaging app with a rain forecast shared, and a text message that reads "Soon army" followed by a reply "Not here."

Text message stating someone was found innocent in law, highlighting the impossibility of having it both ways

Comment on social media agreeing with a point, but with a typo: "Forward its worth" instead of "For what it's worth"

Social media comment reads "God for big an adult to have fun" with an emoji

Social media comment joking about expectations of UK politicians' behavior

Sign requests not to feed pigeons or birds to prevent encouraging them inside the store

Screenshot of a humorous text conversation where "bad mitten" is mistakenly used instead of "badminton."

Five-star review with text praising a product for quick improvement in spare bedroom organization, mentioning season change

Image of a sports stadium with unexpected oversize cushions on the field, tweeted in disbelief

Screenshot of a social media comment asking "is there anything added or sugar coded" with a date and 27 likes

Instagram comments screenshot with a user's question, "Why is everything soak and wet". Identity obscured

Wooden dresser with unique knot patterns and round handles, mistakenly thought to have drawers

Social media screenshot of a user's comment about being scared at a haunted house event, and the experience with their sister