That is not the optimal consequence .
If you just had the absolute worst day, just remember…
1.The person who experienced true tragedy:
2.The person who has their couch riiiiight where they want it:
3.The person who learned a very valuable lesson that day:
4.The person who, thankfully, found that lost cooler with the front of their car:
5.The person who is going to be finding pillow residue until the end of time:
6.The person who is now stranded in the desert and lost to time:
7.The person with the sweetest car around:
8.The person who straight up fell through a suburban trap door:
9.The person whose pizza has SEEN some things… terrible, terrible things:
10.The person whose tooth was not long for this world:
11.The person who whacked their window wildly with a warlike weed whacker:
12.The person who might want to try to buff that out:
13.The person whose new pants provide several holes for ventilation:
14.The person whose bath is evidently full of pond water:
15.The person whose Mickey Mouse pancakes just solved the Lament Configuration:
16.The person whose egg looks extra hole-y:
17.The person who gets to unwrap their tomato like a present:
18.And the person who got a free little treat with their ice cream:
